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THREAD The Ski Date
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Jokes & Games
Cheap Beer A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One penny?!" exclaimed the guy. The...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 60917 Views
Jokes & Games
Like A Cow's Butt! Once again, miscommunication between women and men A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally...
THREAD Joke of the Day....version 2
14 Posts • 4625 Views
Jokes & Games
A mother in law goes to visit her son. when she gets there, she goes in, and finds his wife lying naked on the couch with a bottle of champagne to hand, and romantic music playing. the mother in law s...
THREAD Freinds With Benefits, I Think Not
16 Posts • 6328 Views
Talk Talk
I didn't say wife, I said girlfreind. And that isn't me nitpicking, its something completely different.
THREAD Gender PsychologyCareer women make bad wives?
2 Posts • 2805 Views
Psychology Forum
I guess the debate was about just being a bad wife but then it was directed to being a bad mother.
THREAD SocietyExcerpt: From a wife and a mother and AN ANGRY MARINE
6 Posts • 2982 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
War Hawk Kristol Confronted By Military Wife
THREAD How you surf Cynic??
15 Posts • 3336 Views
Talk Talk
i just tend to check general, joke, philosophy, religion, games, media. mostly just the first 3, if im really lazy, i just read what the last topic to be posted in was, and answer it if it interests m...
THREAD Your Car
149 Posts • 37617 Views
Talk Talk
So what kind of car do you all drive? I have 2, a 81 GMC S15 pick-up And my 68 Firebird of course. My wife has a 96 Accent.
THREAD Is Recycling a joke?
10 Posts • 9513 Views
Philosophy Forum
The environmental movement left us with recyclying- I ask you is this some sort of pitiful joke? The late 80's and early 90's spawned a huge awarness of environmentalism- that movement is...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsConfess Something "Wrong" that you have done
17 Posts • 18018 Views
Psychology Forum
*devil* Acoording to my wife and father I have done the most unforgivable act that could be done. I have spent the last year destroying their Idea of what my place in what they call society is. I insu...
THREAD Random QuestionsGirls with Tattoos
36 Posts • 65508 Views
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I come from an era when pierced ears meant a girl was 'easy'. Times change. I also only lust after one woman, my wife, and that should be lust with a capital L. I don't ogle other women...
THREAD Rant OnRANT ON ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!
124 Posts • 32630 Views
Talk Talk
so my best friends wife died yesterday. i had known her really well for about four years. she had been in the hospital for a while now, but they were getting ready to send her home. it was so random....
THREAD About You / Introductionspaying for college
6 Posts • 2539 Views
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thanks for replying. yeah i been doing all that for a while and have been looking in to student loans too. I filed my fafsa report( which is a joke ) and got jack shit on that so i'm kinda pissed...
THREAD Your Car
149 Posts • 37617 Views
Talk Talk
well make that a 2003 accent for my wife now. and a 1985 buick skyhawk for myself.
THREAD About You / IntroductionsWhat's In Your Name?
92 Posts • 26363 Views
Talk Talk
LOL no I think it is a woman thing, I find that my wife tends to hone me out as well, we have been togethor for just under 6 yrs now, well maybee, who knows.
THREAD Random QuestionsCheezy poofs and such
3 Posts • 9853 Views
Talk Talk
Andy Capp's Hot Fries, I love you... Will you marry me? My wife won't mind!
THREAD Internet Dating: Yes or No?
3 Posts • 4624 Views
Philosophy Forum
Yes. Internet dated my wife for 4 years. Were both very happy nerds for a year now.
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 60917 Views
Jokes & Games
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while...
THREAD Life & DeathAre We Ever Free
20 Posts • 8573 Views
Philosophy Forum
I was walking home today and it was around ten PM, and i felt free because nobody was around, and all i felt was the wind on my skin and i watched the sky above me as the clouds swam by, and everyone...
THREAD Gender PsychologyFat girl, tight clothes.
66 Posts • 70360 Views
Psychology Forum
i have a friend who is the same way ladytaz. if you didnt know him you would think he is a heroin addict because he is so thin. yet i lived with him for nearly a year and saw him eat steak, pasta and...
THREAD Participate in a Joke - Politics Study
1 Posts • 2519 Views
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Hey, try out this research survey -- it has some pretty funny jokes. *lol* Hope you like it, and check back for the results! ;) http://www.geocities.com/b rianpsychsurvey/
THREAD Atheism & AgnosticismAtheist or Agnostic?
8 Posts • 3218 Views
Religion Forum
FSM is pretty popular in Colorado, so I don't know if Ironwood's comment was intentional or coincidental, but either way it does raise a very important point: The more people believe in some...
THREAD Society"The First Dude" - Fox News
1 Posts • 1844 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Todd Palin Is this some kind of sick joke?
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 60917 Views
Jokes & Games
It's funny that jokes tend to change as they change hands. I think this joke is hilarious, but I heard it way different, lol.
THREAD Introducing myself...
2 Posts • 2293 Views
Talk Talk
Welcome to the UGN Karissa, I think you will find us very debate-able and very enlighting. We tell a joke around here from time to time. Josh
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