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THREAD ChristianityCatholic Churches feel grim
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Religion Forum
I went to a candle light the other night and it just seemed like a ritual. Toward the end, they turned down the lights, and we lit our candles. Then the singing began, which was like 2 sentences repea...
THREAD Religion & HumanityPoints on Religion
75 Posts • 15311 Views
Religion Forum
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Just thought...
THREAD Corruption of Power
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Talk Talk
The Iran War http://www.captaincynic.c om/thread/63938/the_iran_war.h tm China: Our new best friend http://www.captaincynic.com/ thread/64561/china_our_new_bes t_friend.htm Know your Fluoride: Th...
THREAD Elections2004 Election
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Politics & Current Events Forum
*sighs deeply* Jesus. So I think Decius was taking it into the social context of how Bush is like the Jesus Factor for thinking he can save people and whatnot, I mean that's a given and it�...
THREAD SocietyAmerica is F***ed
0 Posts • 1436 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Republicans are such hypocrites!! Did you see recently in the news, that guy (I forget his name), who is one of the leading republicans in Colorado in the fight to ban gay marriage who has a wife and...
THREAD Science vs ReligionLife after death experiences?!!
22 Posts • 10092 Views
Religion Forum
ok don't worry about it it's a bad movie anyway it's about a guy who thought he was going grazy he saw his wife's ghost all the time and she kept on doing all these crazy things...
THREAD SocietyBody scanners
56 Posts • 32997 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
http://www.thestudentroom.co.u k/showthread.php?t=1063472& ;page=3 http://communities. canada.com/shareit/blogs/offth emap/archive/2009/03/16/testin g-of-full-body-scanners-contin ues.aspx want peo...
THREAD Governmentopinions on democracy PLEASE!
23 Posts • 15586 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Our ports have been sold to Sadia Arabia - I asked my wife - Why doesn't an American company control our ports - she says that's the big question everyone is asking. Not only are our jobs go...
THREAD ElectionsDamn, Clinton sure is good
3 Posts • 3444 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
He he. I didn't post this to give the democrats a boost in popularity. I live in a country where bullshit is on every single level of politics. I put it there just to show something else. That...
THREAD Redneck Joke
19 Posts • 8317 Views
Jokes & Games
Redneck Computers, Y'all! 10 ways to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer... 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six...
THREAD Religion & HumanityIs it wrong to be multi-religious?
40 Posts • 8952 Views
Religion Forum
Because there is no such thing as an 'exclusive' Christian God or a 'Muslim' God... And what is the basis for that statement? You yourself are making an exclusive statement! J...
THREAD Free Speech
0 Posts • 8800 Views
Philosophy Forum
I really dont think that freedom of speech can be dangerous seriously think about it ! speech is just a way of communicating, now you can say nice things and you can say bad things, BUT as long...
THREAD GovernmentThe Anti-Bush Thread
0 Posts • 38348 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
What's wrong with being a ted kennedy fan? Him and John McCain are the only two people making any sense right now. .now he makes lots of sense. Hahahahahhahha! You don't make any sens...
THREAD GodQuestioning God's Existence
98 Posts • 23859 Views
Philosophy Forum
im terribly sorry about your loss. But like you said..small things are only small when you compare them to something else ...which is larger. and still, after the comparison--small things still man...
THREAD God in ReligionGod's Behavior
32 Posts • 8430 Views
Religion Forum
I won't go into detail, but just briefly 'universal truth'- is that there is only one truth. This is of course an empty abstraction and doesn't exist. Only individual perception is...
THREAD Venting!!!!
28 Posts • 6958 Views
Philosophy Forum
The only thing that unsettles me, is your rough-near meaningless posts. You contradicted yourself by taunting for others to disagree with you...and then stating it was a joke and meant nothing....
THREAD Video GamesSocial networking of now
5 Posts • 2778 Views
Talk Talk
Well said stated Decius. I agree with the comprehension/ child factor, I am currently mentoring a couple of kids trying to shape them into team players and worth their repair cost rather than dead wei...
THREAD GovernmentI Just Heard It On The TV - I Can't Believe I
7 Posts • 2958 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
This was April fools joke, I'm sure you and every one else figured that out, I published it everywhere I could think. If you believe something can happen strong enough, it can. Wouldn't it b...
THREAD GovernmentPlans for George W. Bush Presidential Library
29 Posts • 8484 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Actually I spoke too soon - you are dumb! lol Your understanding of winning a campaign is as laughable as is your desire that Bush pull a Jim Baker. It does not matter what Leftists claim or wh...
THREAD SocietyWomen To Be Farmed In The Future?
11 Posts • 2742 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Men must have a counter balance to their own perspectives in order to keep furthering their development. So must women. The end. The writer of the article has obviously been abused by women either...
THREAD GodWhy human beings?
25 Posts • 6877 Views
Philosophy Forum
this reality is based on equal but opposite forces. Every THING that does any THING emits some sort of force with an equal but opposite reaction. Therefore, in this reality everything is stuck at equa...
THREAD Homosexualityborn gay
182 Posts • 44883 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
you are right. of course if we eventually tolerated and appreciated, applauded and accepted evyone's gitfs, right here, right now and united would we not have peace? if anyone wishes to call t...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
0 Posts • 14665 Views
Psychology Forum
I'm sure if you want to read that deeply into a joke, you could. But jokes are shallow. I'm sure in some way kids throwinf rocks at a tank could represent their hatred for a people, but joke...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
202 Posts • 48172 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
A week off from this reechoed thing we call school, there is no such thing. The nights turn to mornings, I need to add classes there is no time to waste. Welcome week is a joke, as the stress of ma...
THREAD Societya society at eachother's throats.
18 Posts • 6264 Views
Philosophy Forum
as long as theres other peopel that diss you then you have to be in defensive and attack mode or else theyl win over you and look at you like your worthless joke etc (depending on the case).. i can se...
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