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THREAD NOTES FROM THOUGHTFUL RON
4 Posts • 3789 Views
Jokes & Games
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to ye...
THREAD OJ Simpson
11 Posts • 5200 Views
Talk Talk
I know I will probably be the ONLY one with this view....but I say.... Not Guilty. I don't think he is that stupid. If anything.....he paid someone to do it. I can totally see him hitting h...
THREAD Love Poems and Toilet Paper
1 Posts • 1540 Views
Talk Talk
This isn't really a joke but I couldn't load the general board so this was the next best thing. Do you think that if all the love poems/songs in the world were printed on toilet paper tha...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
0 Posts • 14665 Views
Psychology Forum
"I believe in freedom of speech - and that is exactly what is being done here - We are offended by SNL and are expressing it freely - And have the freedom to do so." But why are americans o...
THREAD Sexual BiologyNot Cumming
17 Posts • 7160 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
I honestly couldn't tell you what's goin on but I think the psychological aspect is a good guess. In all honesty i think you have to ask yourself if you would rather be a premature ejaculato...
THREAD Society & Sociologywhy is suicide frowned on???
85 Posts • 24617 Views
Psychology Forum
"who's gonna clean up the blood on the wall where you shot yourself? your mother? father? wife? husband? sister? brother? CHILDERN? who's gonna cut you down from the fan where you hun...
THREAD Rules To Live By
29 Posts • 7037 Views
Philosophy Forum
Once again you only give points and nothing to back them up. Yes. I am an ass-hole. But I do it with intentions you are in-capable of understanding which is why my second rule was put into place. W...
THREAD womens rights
26 Posts • 7168 Views
Jokes & Games
No, they degrade people that degrade women. sorry for my first quote, i did not mean to put the joke you quoted in my quote. it does not change what i am trying to get across.... Why degrade peo...
THREAD GodOBVIOUS EXISTANCE OF GOD
64 Posts • 18757 Views
Philosophy Forum
I have made no claims one way or the other, so don't assume yourself, and though you may feel my tounge to be sharp at times no vindictiveness is at hand. Sarcasm however, well, I simply can'...
THREAD Homosexualityborn gay
182 Posts • 44883 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
What people don't consider is that the acceptance of same sex marriage actually stops heterosexuals from marrying; this causes children to grow up in a more unstable environment. Marriage has alr...
THREAD Relationships & LoveLove
7 Posts • 2734 Views
Psychology Forum
ok, well I only read the 1st message so i don't know what others commented But hunny, you're very young He has a wife. He's gone through much more then you. So honestly I don'...
THREAD Taste in Movies
14 Posts • 3477 Views
Talk Talk
"If the film is a favourite because they actually think it's good, then they should probably be put out of our misery, but if the film is a favourite because it's a fun thing to watch w...
THREAD Seeking Advice About an Online Friend
7 Posts • 2730 Views
Talk Talk
Oh... I know and she knows she is not perfect either. (I always joke to her about how blunt and forward she can be sometimes, heh.) Your advice does make the most sense and I know I am going to hav...
THREAD Ethics & MoralityCan War be a good thing?
86 Posts • 28005 Views
Philosophy Forum
"As I said earlier, if more people are saved than the amount of people who die - then its a good war" wow okkid, that was a real ass-hole thing to say. your saying that everyone is the sa...
THREAD About You / IntroductionsTell a random fact about yourself.
663 Posts • 154766 Views
Talk Talk
I "dated" all of my ex-wife's girlfriends in Salt Lake City, Utah and then felt guilty about it...I left about 3 years ago...My ex comes to Vegas (where I am now) to visit one of her &q...
THREAD Religion & HumanityReal Religion Or Cult?
5 Posts • 4842 Views
Religion Forum
I like what Decius said - but add. A religion inspires you while a cult controls you. They will use fear, pier pressure and intimadation. While I'm not real familiar with Rastafarian. My wi...
THREAD me and men
14 Posts • 4663 Views
Talk Talk
You have to remember Emerald, the golden rule: There are always exceptions to the rule. Before I met my wife, I had been hurt several times by selfish, childish bitches (that obviously I hate now)...
THREAD DepressionThe word depression is a emotion and much more.
6 Posts • 2626 Views
Psychology Forum
Being depressed is no joke. If it gets in the way of your life, I am not against cognitive therapy. And that is from someone who thinks psychology is a pseudo science. I am not a psychiatrist. But...
THREAD US is #1: In Imprisonment
11 Posts • 3806 Views
Talk Talk
Record numbers of imprisoned citizens in the country toted as the model of world freedom isn't a joke. Hmmm, you express disdain when people focus on the negative and assume the worst about po...
THREAD Blonde Jokes
31 Posts • 9577 Views
Jokes & Games
6 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said &#...
THREAD Joke
10 Posts • 5019 Views
Jokes & Games
Of course he doesnt he got those from our mom. She is a major christian and told us this to prove that god is real. She also told us this story, Jane was in class when her teacher said that god was...
THREAD TV Show ReviewsOne of the best new shows I've seen.
2 Posts • 3286 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
***************SPOILER ALERT*********************** It's about a king who is enlisting one of his lords from teh north to help run his kingdom. There is a rival to the throne who has whored...
THREAD PoetryIt's Evolution, Baby! (getting sodepressedgettingso depressedgetting sodepressed)
2 Posts • 2191 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
strivingtoprogressstrivingtopr ogressstrivingtoprogress It 's such a long way down I can't help but climb But I don't mind It's such a long way down I can see every rung Ho...
THREAD PedophiliaPaedophilia
189 Posts • 71320 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
I'm a man, I remember when I was 13. There were some pretty good looking teachers. Not one of those teachers would have to force us to make love with them. Not every child/adult relationship i...
THREAD Relationships & LoveI met my boyfriend on the internet..so what!
63 Posts • 43489 Views
Psychology Forum
okcitykid i'd like to say that a book's cover is imortant too , just like the title i know that judging by looks is "BAD" but that's the way we do it ... a person's ap...
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