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Blonde Jokes

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 27yrs • M •
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Blonde Jokes
Here is a couple of blonde jokes:
what do a call a blonde with half a brain? gifted

how do u keep a blonde busy? put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner

what goes "vroom, screech, vroom, screech"? a blonde at a blinking stoplight or a blonde driving a stickshift

Anyone else wanna add?

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"Live to Fight Another Day"
 30yrs • M •
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What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
Full.

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"and then, everyone died."
 32yrs • M •
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what do you call a blonde with one braincell?
gifted

what do you call a blonde with two braincells?
pregnant

what do you call an inteligent blonde?
a golden retriever

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 27yrs • M •
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Has u ever seen a blonde going to a college?





















































No?



























































Neither have I

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"Live to Fight Another Day"
 28yrs • M •
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I have. And then i asked her what she did.





She said


"Im in the special section here.


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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 27yrs • M •
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rotflol

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"Live to Fight Another Day"
 32yrs • M •
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a blonde an a brunette jump out of a window, who hits the ground first?









The brunette, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 27yrs • M •
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Nice 1

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"Live to Fight Another Day"
 28yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
np but ohwell.
how do drown a blond

put a scraff'n'sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

I tried that on my friend. She jumped in swam to the bottom of the pool. tryed to sniff, swam up and threw me in the pool. she wasnt to happy. but it was pretty funny.

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 32yrs • M •
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the tooth fairy, an inteligent blonde, santa claus and a brunette all fall off a roof, which one hits the ground first?









the brunette, the rest are imaginary.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 32yrs • M •
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a blonde walks into an electronics shop, and asks to buy a particular television. the shopkeepers replies "we don't sell to blondes!", so the blonde goes and dyes her hair brown and comes back and tries again, but gets the same reply. she goes through a few more hair colours still getting the same reply until finally she asks, "why wont u sell me that tv? and how do you know i'm blonde?" the shopkeeper replies, "because that tv is a microwave"

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 28yrs • M •
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hahah. oh that was good.
havent herd that one since i was in 7th grade.
good one

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 40yrs • M •
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A blonde woman once recieved some advice. She was told "try to feel special". What happened to the blonde that tried to feel special?

She got confused

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"The thief is the heart, the world is in his pocket."
 28yrs • M •
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soundds like my cousin.
She was in class and her teacher said that sometimes he'll get students who like like "the lights are on but nobodys home"
she said "oh hey we do that!"
The teacher said "No i mean what i said is kind of like saying 'The hamster wheels spinnin but the hamster ain't runnin' see?"
She said "Oh! I have a hamster!"

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 27yrs • F •
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heres one fur yah..>>>
a blonde kept walkin from her house to her mail box at the end of her garden..then her next door neighbour came out and asked her y she kept walkin bak n farwords frm her house to her mail box..the blonde replied.my computer is tellin me i got mail.



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