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THREAD Video Games
76 Posts • 24583 Views
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I tend to waste a lot of Time on Americas Army. Its a fun game. I also just started playing Call of Duty: United Offensive. This game is also loads of fun.
THREAD Windows Really Good edition
7 Posts • 8342 Views
Jokes & Games
That 11 of Spades in Solitaire could REALLY be handy in a tight card game spot. If only RG's internet was working.... "Paperclip .exe has performed 94,708 illegal operations and will now b...
THREAD GodWhere do the ideas in religion come from?
42 Posts • 11925 Views
Philosophy Forum
To reiterate for the last time, I don't know what point you are making Cturtle (which shouldn't be offensive), but I would like to and so would appreciate clarification. Especially since you...
THREAD Discipline
20 Posts • 6157 Views
Talk Talk
i feel very sorry for those people incappable of keeping themselves in line. which is sadly a large portion of society. i am not sure if the military teaches you to enjoy punishment, or if those who e...
THREAD Redneck Joke
19 Posts • 8307 Views
Jokes & Games
Hey!! Were you directing that insult/joke towards me? I'v heard a lot of redneck jokes directed towards people here on my road but that was MEEN. But mostly true. Nice one. hey sharpie wha...
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 102467 Views
Jokes & Games
yo mams so ugly when she lookt out the windowe the next door nabers a rest her for moonig yo mams so poor when i walkt in your house and stept on a sigarit she sade who killd the heat *lol* *lol* *lol...
THREAD womens rights
26 Posts • 7156 Views
Jokes & Games
I don't watch tv. So if you are talking about the joke then you should probably factor in the possibility that i heard that from a friend cunt-fuck. considering that is how jokes usually get arou...
THREAD Joke of the Day....version 2
14 Posts • 4624 Views
Jokes & Games
Everyone feel free to post a joke you know or have found here. I am sure pretty much any jokes go as long as they are to Racist or something. Of coures ALL sexist jokes are welcome. ------------...
THREAD eat me chuck norris!
8 Posts • 6748 Views
Jokes & Games
Hey everybody I need some hard evidence about bruce lee. I know he is better then chuck norris but every time I try to prove it they bring in those stupid chuck norris jokes.
THREAD JokesDon't Miss This Exam
3 Posts • 4837 Views
Jokes & Games
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." lol Teachers who knew how to pull jokes were always fun!
THREAD I don't actually dislike Bush
17 Posts • 5146 Views
Talk Talk
"If you examine his actions as a president as well as how his children have developed, it is quite clear that this is a guise to his true nature, which definitely contains evil. " Well sa...
THREAD What April Fools joke are you going to play on someone?
16 Posts • 5822 Views
Talk Talk
Lets here some ideas on April Fools jokes..
THREAD ChristianityTruth about 666, the beast and seal of the beast
117 Posts • 23651 Views
Religion Forum
You know, everyone always laughs at the weirdo with the funny theory, id slap my knee if he was right! Jesus, could you imagine if he's right, and there is a judgement day, and the anti christ co...
THREAD Society & SociologyI just can't tolerate STUPID people!
184 Posts • 75722 Views
Psychology Forum
How in the hell do teachers become teachers when they are that dense? Jesus Christ! i have no idea either, but it comes great when I'm making stupid jokes of her and she doesn't understa...
THREAD Emotions & Feelingsanger
10 Posts • 3212 Views
Psychology Forum
i have never been able to hold anger for any length of time. it al just fades away. but if somebody pisses me off its like every time ive ever been mad comes back at once but in 20minutes its gone aga...
THREAD GovernmentAs Soldiers Die, Comedian Bush Jokes About WMD
1 Posts • 3415 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
While American troops die on a daily basis, Dubya laughs about the non-existant "weapons of mass destruction", as evidenced by this short video: https://www.moveonpa c.org/donate/doesntget...
THREAD ChristianityChristian Intolerance
4 Posts • 3100 Views
Religion Forum
This topic definitely depends on the person. Some people will kill you and your family for simply saying something offensive to them. Others will be like: "LOL ROFL I JUST GOT WTF PWND" J...
THREAD The "F" Word???
21 Posts • 6519 Views
Philosophy Forum
Haha leftwood how could fuck be socially accepted. They put everything on TV. Just look at the Jerry Springer show. What do they bleep out? Right the swear words. TV is broadcasted to more people in a...
THREAD ElectionsFit For Presidency
12 Posts • 3174 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
This must be a political debate! How can you tell by the unending rivalry that manifest itself as offensive characterizations formed by personality conflicts. What is needed is government serving the...
THREAD 9-11 Press For Truth
1 Posts • 1628 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
For those who think seeking 9-11 truth is offensive to victims' families, this is from the mouth of many of those families, because the opposite is true.
THREAD Relationships & LoveYour dream girl (or guy)
109 Posts • 31098 Views
Psychology Forum
i would love her at first thought. not sight, becuase i would think of her before hand in a dream or something. she'd be cute. pretty eyes, nice body (not superficail i just have prefrences). she...
THREAD Physics & CosmologyOrigin of light
15 Posts • 7031 Views
Science & Technology Forum
Before we conclude we know the source of light, let's first invent digital asperines for some users that are trying to even comprehend the entire concept of the origin of everything. ;) Or pre...
THREAD Child & Family PsychologyGod's child...
4 Posts • 3671 Views
Psychology Forum
^^I love you guys...:)....i feel the same way.... It gets mad lonely in this cruel world.... I mean the simplicity of life is right there and nobody wants it....nobody wants the truth because it'...
THREAD Any other forums?
5 Posts • 3036 Views
Talk Talk
the only other forums ive ever bin on are games related ones, which are all well and good, but unless there is something you want to know about that game, or (like me) wanted to try playing with the m...
THREAD womens rights
26 Posts • 7156 Views
Jokes & Games
the debates were kinda stupid and pointless. the first was people trying to show off their intelligence and the second was about some guy thinking that if someone says a joke thats been featured on...
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