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THREAD Does rap music insight violence amongst young peop
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Grrrr. I had this whole response typed out and my computer froze. Do you have a problem with a woman being a slut or whore? If not, then why would you get upset if someone called them that? I d...
THREAD JokesClean fun...
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The Cookie Crumbles! As the elderly man lay dying in his bed, death's agony was suddenly pushed aside as he smelled the aroma of his favorite homemade chocolate chip cookies wafting up th...
THREAD In The NewsEssex Lion Hunt
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Politics & Current Events Forum
This is a bit of an entertaining story. In Essex (UK), a couple - Gill and Steve Atkin - thought they sighted a lion prowling amid a wheat field in their Clacton-on-Sea (name of the suburb) neighborho...
THREAD GovernmentThe meaning of democracy
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Are you questioning if public education was used to mobilize us for the first and second world wars? I can quote from books if you like? It was the focus of the 1917 National Education Conference. Pic...
THREAD How do i cope with the death of a loved one
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Dj, I greave for your loss, and my heart goes out to you. How one deals with the loss of a loved one, is as individual as the mourner. When I think past on my grandparents, who were very close to m...
THREAD Martha X: The Radicalization of Martha Stewart
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Is it possible for an oppressed person to get a fair trial in America? An examination of justice, race and sex. Martha X: The Radicalization of Martha Stewart by Max Gordon Today is January 9,...
THREAD GodWhy did God create the universe
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Philosophy Forum
Theory, she covered your initial question. Beuphema, no problem but don't discount your part. But you must now take stock of what else you need to address. As I told dbh and Decius and...
THREAD Joke of the Day....version 2
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off, "I...
THREAD JokesChristmas Jokes
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Bubba Claus Is Coming To Town! A new contract for Santa has finally been egotiated....Please read the following carefully....... I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no lon...
THREAD JokesRetirement
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How Children View Retirement! After a spring break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent the holidays. One child wrote the following: "We always used to spend the holidays with...
THREAD People hate vegetarians
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To Xgemstone67: Next time you get a "hard time" from someone with opposing views, debate them in the hope that you might learn something new from them. Sadly, in all the years I have embr...
THREAD Rehab & AddictionAlcohol vs. Marijuana
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Health & Wellness Forum
I would guess is that alcohol is legal in the US, because of our very bad experience with prohibition. In Afghanistan and Pakistan, alcohol is illegal, but hashish is not prosecuted. In the US, the la...
THREAD HistoryAncient Astronaut Theory
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Science & Technology Forum
Theory, on your chimp fucking point. You make an assumption that forgets the likelihood that we were created "in their image" making them far more inticing than you suggest. Not to menti...
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YAY TIME FOR BIG RANT ABOUT STUFF. Ok, well id like to say this one thing first and formost, please exuse me but im holding back on all the swear words right now and the ones i do use ill censor en...
THREAD God in ReligionGod's Will
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Religion Forum
what bollocks.... a well known expert on Nostrodamus, James Randi had this to say...."The legend of Nostradamus, faulty as it is, will survive us all. Not because of its worth, but because of its...
THREAD Judicial Plea Bargaining
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Convicting people with testimony from guilty parties granted immunity. Guilty criminals (rich poeple only!) paying off accusers without actually recieving legal consequences. Enticing testimonies, tru...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
Oh Crap! A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but...
THREAD GovernmentObama is a Communist - should we really vote for him?
23 Posts • 3969 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
"This point is where one ceases to accumulate excess and surplus and to compensate to keep up "profits" , begins to take the very base resources from the those which that enabled this e...
THREAD Natural Cures & Alternative Medicine3 Power Houses within the Healing Foods Family for better Health
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3 POWER HOUSES WITHIN THE HEALING FOODS FAMILY FOR BETTER HEALTH There are 22 Power House Foods listed in our website Natures Healing Foods. These foods that are listed, many of them are readily...
THREAD ChristianityWas Christ really resurrected?
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Religion Forum
I was taught that infant baptism is not necessary. Children are innocent of sin until they come of age to make (understand) the implications of their actions. quote: ----------------------------...
THREAD If Santa answered his letters...
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Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer. YeR FReND,BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How...
THREAD scraps of stories i couldn't finish
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Stories & Poetry Forum
all this shit's been taking up space on my computer, so before deleting it i figured i'd do something constructive: The first thing he remembers is his mouth. There is a feeling of detach...
THREAD Who needs friends when you can write bad poetry?
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Stories & Poetry Forum
I wrote this when I was 13. I was listening to a lot of Sublime back then and I was really into them. I decided to do a concept of listening to an entire dsicography of a band while writing a poem, so...
THREAD Conservative Today VS Liberal Today
31 Posts • 5787 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Please read the whole thing before you reply. Ok, what Im going to do is qoute something that you say and say something about it. It may seem like an attack and may actually be one but it is for...
THREAD ChristianityRevelation, are we in it?
12 Posts • 3388 Views
Religion Forum
Ch 18 1 After this I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority, and the earth became illumined by his splendor. 2 2 He cried out in a mighty voice: "Fallen, fallen is...
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