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THREAD Video GamesDecius and his Wii
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"Congrats. I saw some people I know playing the new Zelda last night. It looked kinda cool, but it wasn't like a next gen system, its was just a new, different, system." Isn't i...
THREAD Music
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sorry for that, i wrote it when i was drunk last night, its still pretty funny though. Music, i've been doing Armin Van Buuren lately ( one of the best trance dj's) also been listening to...
THREAD GovernmentPlans for George W. Bush Presidential Library
29 Posts • 8484 Views
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uh, you proved yourself wrong when contradicting yourself calling him an honest liar. I had not long since made up my mind, only once I learned more did I fear the worst, again, I would love to be...
THREAD DreamsDreams... useless or amazing
50 Posts • 13724 Views
Psychology Forum
wow. sounds....interesting. you two sound delusional! but its prolly only because i know very little about the dreaming process. I dont believe in predicting the future in dreams. BS we make the futur...
THREAD PedophiliaChild Predators
46 Posts • 18180 Views
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Hehehe Wyote. No that is not me. That is Jillian Barbarie, a newscaster. Everyplace I go, I get.... "I know you from somewhere." I'm all...." Jillian Barbarie?" Then they'...
THREAD PoetryThoughts Unchained
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A message to Generation tXt. I am not homosexual, nor do I love members of my immediate family, or animals, merely because I am literate and choose to speak with a modicum of basic English. The...
THREAD Apathy
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A way to motivate yourself...The greatest way to motivate yourself is to find pleasure or enjoyment in anything you do. Life drive isn't easy to get. I would try making things funny. Start doing...
THREAD GovernmentThe Anti-Bush Thread
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"what's funny to me is he 'won' a second term and you democraps and ant-americans LOST!!! so he's smarter then you think and btw, way go gw...!!!" You can't win a...
THREAD SocietyDoes it strike you as funny...
5 Posts • 3126 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
... that under this forum's description it says be "Un-biased, logical, and open-minded," when all politics really is IS the exact opposite? You MUST be biased to be a good politician.....
THREAD Alternative BeliefsGod = The Universe
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Religion Forum
REberg said;":My original post on this sub-forum seemed to fit the concept of alternative religious beliefs – that God and the Universe are different names for the same entity. I remain su...
THREAD Children Ruin Lives
25 Posts • 8266 Views
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I have a six year old sister who is cool as hell. She's funny and she loves to learn and she's full of energy. I teach her and show her all the things that I like to do and a lot of times I&...
THREAD Who is you favorite teacher
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Easy, my sensei, he was also my best man at my wedding. What a fiasco that turned into so why dwell on bad times. PS In going to college, I had an excellent US Government/History teacher, He had...
THREAD Poetrymy poem
12 Posts • 4617 Views
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Death What a funny subject, I have messed up so many times and tripped down the stairs so many times. What is worse is that my head isn't cracked open. Its my heart, And it wont die. Love,...
THREAD Relationships & LoveRelationship Problems
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Well... me to, just got dumped by my girlfriend and I must say it hurts like hell, but am on a quick recovery. We are 16 and I know some of you might think that there was never gonna be something betw...
THREAD Religion & HumanityAll Religions are paths to god
99 Posts • 20765 Views
Religion Forum
"It seems to me that all religions are paths to god, which means that all religions are equal in a sense" ^^you're right in one sense and wrong in the other.....All Religion is a pat...
THREAD ConspiracyExcerp: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
214 Posts • 61207 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
See, I wouldn't even be worried if I knew that things were gonna end up like the matrix or something, thats a far better fate than the things I tend to see in our history. I'm not too wor...
THREAD ElectionsJust watched another John Kerry master plan
27 Posts • 6375 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Funny! I have always considered that medical care to be sure thing. Every citizen can get full medical care if it is necessary up to some limit quite high. It is very interesting you can even talk abo...
THREAD Funny TidbitsWho Has The Best Pick-up Line?
86 Posts • 33222 Views
Jokes & Games
If the girl gives u a naughty look say: are u listening to me or are u just undressing me with your eyes...she'll blush. acting full of yourself and funny should work. or If the girl is looking...
THREAD Sex & Lawsex age
27 Posts • 16018 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
Yes we should and I believe the age should be 18. After high school where the young adult gets to think on their own feet and do not get too influenced from their peers. I think high schools is more a...
THREAD PoetryEchoes
258 Posts • 65390 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Childhood Friend- The First I Ever Had counter the action with a smart remark of your own spit out an absurdity and fight off the cold remnents of a space-ship underneath the fort carto...
THREAD PhotographyPhotoArt Appreciation
48 Posts • 12900 Views
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Funny thing is I was shooting the passion vine in my neighbor's yard & he came out to help when he saw the camera falling off the tripod. [I had made a great save by grasping the rear frame a...
THREAD Society & SociologyRacism on SNL
0 Posts • 14665 Views
Psychology Forum
"would enjoy an antisemitic skit making fun of dying Jewish children during WWII if by some miracle or talent a writer and troupe could manage to make it funny. The premise doesn't seem to h...
THREAD Gender PsychologyI Hate Women
84 Posts • 33867 Views
Psychology Forum
I appreciate the reply, wizard. But in all fairness, I amnot desperate and clingy. If anything, I am jaded and unfeeling these days. Now I used to be idealistic. I really believed in love. I was funny...
THREAD SpiritualityThe Logical VS The Faithful
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Religion Forum
the initial post talked about how sure the faithful are, and how happy they become because of it, stereotypically speaking, well duh, to live a life of fantasy, denial, or belief as it is also called...
THREAD Girlfriend Is Upset
4 Posts • 2285 Views
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Ok so I got into a conversation with my girlfriend the other day and she is really mad at me. I dont quite understand what i did wrong but apparently it was bad. She said somethign about be being two...
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