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THREAD Society & SociologyI just can't tolerate STUPID people!
184 Posts • 81888 Views
Psychology Forum
people that leave guns on nightstands... that comment reminded me of the Darwin Awards, one in particular where a man left his gun on his nightstand... next to his telephone... the phone rang the next...
THREAD Your ISP (Internet Service Provider)
10 Posts • 4739 Views
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I find this intersting as I work for a subcontractor of Comcast ( a cable internet provider) in the US. But I use a high speed adsl phone through Telus which is like 25$ a month a good deal- the custo...
THREAD I like her, but how do i ask her out
8 Posts • 2794 Views
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apparently the best chatup line is "does this rag smell of chloroform to you?", but i don't suggest trying that one (at least not as a first port of call :P ) and my way is the way t...
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 109714 Views
Jokes & Games
Yo mama's so0 fat your father punches her in the stomach an rides the waves up to kiss her. Yo mama's so0 fat I rolled over twice an I was still on top of her. Yo mama's so0 dumb she...
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 109714 Views
Jokes & Games
holy shit these r killin me lol!! i love the "fills the tub first then turns on the water" LMAO. ur momma is so skinny she hula-hopps with a cheerio. Your mama is so hick she got...
THREAD confused daughter
1 Posts • 3068 Views
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hey. i am fourteen years old and i never met my dad. him and my mom split right before she found out she was pregnant. they were young, in the military, and he wasnt ready for a kid so she has raised...
THREAD Your ISP (Internet Service Provider)
10 Posts • 4739 Views
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I have a local ISP called trib.com. It totally sucks, constantly getting booted off the net and is $25 a month. I could handle that if I weren't getting booted all the time and have relog back in...
THREAD what luck
4 Posts • 4518 Views
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i was working on closing up a job, building an addition after a year of working on it. all of the sudden the foundation wall collapses, i was 2 hours away from finishing this damn job!!! "what lu...
THREAD DreamsA Dream That's Been Bothering Me, please help...
1 Posts • 2861 Views
Psychology Forum
Hi everyone. First of all some background: I'm a senior in high school and I had this dream that's been driving me crazy for days! I think it's applicable to include that the last time...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsJealousy
17 Posts • 8699 Views
Psychology Forum
I have quite a few guy friends, and this chick I know likes one of them (who happens to be a long-time good friend of mine). When she asks if I've seen this particular guy lately, and I reply yes...
THREAD Emo
43 Posts • 10049 Views
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Not all emos are like that, loobyloo... You're too general. Just because someone is a certain stereotype, doesn't mean they'll abide by all of the stereotype's "laws". No...
THREAD Random QuestionsFathers Day
9 Posts • 5044 Views
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Kids are in Va. with their dad, so I am going to spend the day with my ex father in law and his girlfriend, and later we are all having Enchalada's.... much fun!! IF my dad is lucky, he will get...
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
163 Posts • 109714 Views
Jokes & Games
Yo Moma So fat.... When she wears a yellow raincoat, people wave for a taxi Yo Moma So Fat... When we was havin sex my ass was burnin off the lightbulb Yo Moma so dumb... She Got Locked...
THREAD Relationships & LoveThe Loss Of Loved Ones
2 Posts • 2080 Views
Psychology Forum
I'm a customer service representitive at a cable company. I talk to people on the phone. I tell them to pay their bill, to buy products. I kiss ass and I make money doing it. I just got a call fr...
THREAD Our FREEDOMS DIMINISHING
16 Posts • 6871 Views
Talk Talk
Who cares about the guns, i want my individual freedoms back!! I think we all do, and i am tired of sitting around and watching our freedoms slowly diminish. Just the fact that all these old people ar...
THREAD Intelligence, Memory & BrainOn a Wavelength…
2 Posts • 2049 Views
Psychology Forum
I suppose to recieve a signal of somesort we must have the right equipment, hardware and soft. I believe that some people can tune their minds in to recieve different things, isn't it called bein...
THREAD The Impression That I Get
44 Posts • 12398 Views
Talk Talk
The impression I get from Summit is that he is not a computer addict, but addicted to learning and searching the web. He may spend hours and hours or even a few minutes searching and left-clicking unt...
THREAD Blonde Jokes
31 Posts • 10797 Views
Jokes & Games
6 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said &#...
THREAD Tell me somthing good that happen to you recently.
21 Posts • 6793 Views
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Taz, are you having alone time right now? You started this post because your "baby left"... Thought, yes she left but I still not alone. Which is fine, because I wouldn't want it any...
THREAD ConsciousnessDifferents Forms of Consciousness
5 Posts • 3680 Views
Philosophy Forum
There are an incredible amount of things that point to a collection conscience or a universal conscience. Some people call this Pantheism. I consider myself to be a Pantheist. Chaos Theory and Quantum...
THREAD PoetryMusings of the Cynics
19 Posts • 7007 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Adrift on a papyrus ocean spread over the room, markings arcane swirl in the water and my mind. Sense of this is within grasp; fleeting away with the sunlight streaming in. The whiskey bites st...
THREAD Child & Family Psychologyholidays..
4 Posts • 4105 Views
Psychology Forum
I know just what you mean, cute. When I left my ex last spring my parents started in on me about moving back in with them until I can get on my feet. What they don't realize is that I am doing ju...
THREAD Hidden Movies
16 Posts • 10016 Views
Jokes & Games
1.Man on the Moon 2.Napoleon Dynamite 3.Saw 4.The Hills Have Eyes 5.Dances With Wolves 6.Titanic 7.clockwork orange 8.Bad Santa 9.hills have Eye 2 10.Crash 11.Beetle Juice 12.ele...
THREAD mp3 players!
3 Posts • 2187 Views
Talk Talk
vusys I-DJ 670, 20 gig storage for £100. bit of a brick, at about 1.5x the size of a mobile phone, but not too big to be a problem, sound quality is good, and it's easy to navigate through...
THREAD What is Love
25 Posts • 8006 Views
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i like your newsletter it really makes you think. i have been with my boyfriend officially for two weeks but we talked on the phone for 4 weeks before we ever met. i fell in love with him before i eve...
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