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Yo' Mama Jokes?

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 49yrs • F •
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Yo' Mama Jokes?
I have always got such a kick out of Yo Mama jokes.....

Heres my fav.

Yo Mama's so big...........


She can't even fit in a chat room.

Anyone else want to add?

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"Spellcheck is for pussies. REAL women make mistakes."
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that hD is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Your Momma so Fat.....



She Fat. Chuckles all around

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"I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light"
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Evilia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Yo Mama's so fat.......


She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.


Yo mama's so skinny........

Her pajamas only have one stripe.


Yo mama's so ugly.........
When she entered an UGLY contest, they said, "Sorry no professionals."


Yo Mama is sooooo dumb......

When she saw the sign that said, "Airport Left", she turned around and went home



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"Spellcheck is for pussies. REAL women make mistakes."
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Evilia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Yo Mama is sooooooooooo dumb........




She thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.


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"Spellcheck is for pussies. REAL women make mistakes."
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that hD is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Your mamma So Fat When She goes swimming iN the ocean all the whales start singing " We are Family"

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"I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light"
 40yrs • M •
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Yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck in the sky.

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 35yrs • M •
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Yo mommas so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mommas so fat, she sits around the house.

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"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle"
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Evilia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
OMG I am totally laughing my ass off at the got stuck in the sky!

So when she dropped OUT did she make a hole in the ground??

Yo Mama's so dirty........
she has to wipe her feet off before she goes outside.

Yo Mama's so ugly.......
Her Mama had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo Mama's so fat.....
Her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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"Spellcheck is for pussies. REAL women make mistakes."
 29yrs • M •
XioiX is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo mama so dumb she through a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama fat every time i get near her i start to revolve around her.
Yo mama so fat i went to the moon and turned around to look at the earth and all i saw was your mama.
Yo mama is like a door knob every gets a turn.
Yo mama is so harry when she was walkin down the street someone called animal control on her.

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 33yrs • F •
Crystalwhirl18 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

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"I plan to live forever.... so far- so good..."
 28yrs • M •
dragonkeeper5J is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
yo mama so fat she fills up the tub then turns on the faucet

yo mama so fat i stuck a quarter in her mouth and a bag a cheetos popped out

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"what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger"
 39yrs • M •
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn those are good, lol, lol, lol.
Yo' mama's do big she plays Hopscotch like this:
L.A., New York, Chicago

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Evilia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
OMG I am DYING here on the hopscotch one!!!

Yo' mamas is so poor, they ask for her I.D. when she pays cash.

Yo' mamas so ugly, your father kisses her with a stuntman.

Yo' mamas so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th, AND 6th of March.


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"Spellcheck is for pussies. REAL women make mistakes."
 1938yrs • M •
delinquetd is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
heres one : yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner...she sux blows and gets laid in the closet

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 39yrs • M •
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Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

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