Yo' Mama Jokes?

yo mama so fat she use two trucks for roller skates

Yo mama's so stupid she thought masturbation was a karate master...

Yo mama's like a squirrel, her mouth's always full of nuts

You guys have some funny jokes...haha but anyways I am kinda new and ya..so send me messages and stuff -k-?
<3 me!!

"*~*You know it*~*"

yo mamma is so fat she makes sumo restlers look anerexic

yo mamma so fat she uses a bed spring as a tampon!

"i bet u cant fuck her like me"

[b][i] luvvin da jokeshowsz bout these
yo mama is so greasy, the petrol station buys oil from her
yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
yo mama is so stupid, she stole free bread
yo mama is so fat, she has to use a paint roller to put on lipstick
ill leave the rest 2 u lot

"Pezzers m8s rule"

your momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

ya mammas so fat , she resembles a bst bus

"im the best"

yo mama sooo fat, when she fell down on the floor, I didn't want to laugh....but the ground start cracking up!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she could wear the van allen belt - except that she's never needed one!

Yo mama farts so much, she's in the same league as Jupiter when it comes to gas.
Yo mamas so fat, she's just like a bakery...so many rolls.....
Yo mamas so ugly, when she looks in a mirror she sees a white flag waving back at her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent two weeks staring at a carton of OJ since it said 'concentrate.'
Yo mama's so fat and ugly, they rejected her for the "SuperSize Me' video since they wanted to make a point about Macdonalds, not scare her children to death, and thier budget didn't include destroyed camera lenses...lots of destryoed camera lenses....

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

Yo mama's so fat and stupid, she'd thought she gave birth, when it was only you trying to escape through the rolls of fat....

"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"

your mama so nasty I went over to her house and asked whats for dinner she opened and said tuna surprise



your so fat you have to grab ketchup and BBQ souce to masterbate to a cook book

Yo mam so dumb,

She got locked in Shoprite
AND
STARVED TO DEATH

"Get -Um !!"

Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot ass on a cold day.

*giggles*

"Why are the children doing what they are doing? Why does the child rise up and kill his mum and dad, and murder his two sisters, and then hang himself from the vent...\\\""