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Yo mama farts so much, she's in the same league as Jupiter when it comes to gas. Yo mamas so fat, she's just like a bakery...so many rolls..... Yo mamas so ugly, when she looks in a mirror she sees a white flag waving back at her. Yo mama's so stupid, she spent two weeks staring at a carton of OJ since it said 'concentrate.' Yo mama's so fat and ugly, they rejected her for the "SuperSize Me' video since they wanted to make a point about Macdonalds, not scare her children to death, and thier budget didn't include destroyed camera lenses...lots of destryoed camera lenses....
""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
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