Yo' Mama Jokes?

this isnt a yo mamma joke but its funny mi friend is soooo stupid she says a parked car hit her when sho goes to explain it she says it moved (if it moved it wasnt parked)

going off topic here, the ones more like that are the blond jokes, which are also as good as your mamma.

favourites being:
if a blond and a brunette jump out of a window, who hits the ground first?

the brunette cause the blond has to ask for directions.


what do u call a blond with one braincell? gifted

what do u call a blond with 2 braincells? pregnant

what do u call a clever blond? a golden retriever

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

Uour mammas so poor tht around halloween her trick was her treat
Your mommas so poor tht she had to put a triple thick milkshake on layaway
Your mommas so stupid wen i asked her if she was going to hte bar she said she didnt feel like dancing on it it makes her dizzy
Tht last one was so corny and its all i can think of right now so work with me here lol

"Fuck off"

Yo mammas so short, when she sits on the kurb her feet dangle.
Yo mammas teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter.
Yo mammas so poor, she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Yo mammas so fat, she needs a search party to find her asshole.
Yo mammas so fat, she stood on the scale and it read 90210.

Hey I was doing some hitory home work but i found this is much better. heres my yo mama joke

Yo mama so poor she gave you a diffrent glance for your birthdays

yo mama so poor she has a tumble weed for a pet



Yo mama so dumb she thinks toco bell is a mexican phone comany.

Well i tried hope y'all like it

"ImaBad Gial"

Heres a joke for you all.

Two sprems are swimming along when one says "how far until we reach the ovaries?" the other sperm replies " fucking miles mate, we've just passed the tonsils".

HAHAHA! Hardout Ow

Oh its on... you want to talk about mothers... it's mother time!!!

Yo mamas breath smells so bad, when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamas so old, her breast milk is powder.
Yo mamas so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mamas so fat, she can't jump to a conclusion.
Yo mamas so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mamas so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mama so short she jumped off a curb and comitted suicide.

"I love volleyball"

Ok yall its on
Yo mama so stupid the news said it was chilly out side so she took a spoon wit her.
Yo mama so fat when she steps outside she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat yo daddy still climbing.
Top that bitches

"I love volleyball"

Yo mamas so fat, she uses a matress for a tampon.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses a cargo net for a bra.

Yo mamas so ugly, even a blind person wouldn't have sex with her.

Yo mamas so tall, when she cart wheels, she kicks jesus.

Yeah, yo mama!

!REWA HARD!

Yo mamas so ugly, she makes onions cry.

quote:

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Yo mamas so fat, she uses a matress for a tampon.

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"A good man is identical to the corrupt man, save for the contradictions in his words and actions."

[b]YO MAMA IS SO [u]UGLY WHEN SHE STICKS HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW SHE GETS ARRESTED FOR ILLEGAL MOONING!

[b]YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE TRIPS OVER A CORDLESS PHONE

Yo momma's so stupid, she ate Reader's Digest as a laxative after she swallowed herself.

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives you the test first, and the lesson afterwards."