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Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 4

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 33yrs • M •
Da 1 Nd Onli is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo mammas so short, when she sits on the kurb her feet dangle.
Yo mammas teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter.
Yo mammas so poor, she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Yo mammas so fat, she needs a search party to find her asshole.
Yo mammas so fat, she stood on the scale and it read 90210.


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 30yrs • F •
amberdaqueen is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Hey I was doing some hitory home work but i found this is much better. heres my yo mama joke

Yo mama so poor she gave you a diffrent glance for your birthdays

yo mama so poor she has a tumble weed for a pet



Yo mama so dumb she thinks toco bell is a mexican phone comany.

Well i tried hope y'all like it

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"ImaBad Gial"
 33yrs • M •
Da 1 Nd Onli is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

Heres a joke for you all.

Two sprems are swimming along when one says "how far until we reach the ovaries?" the other sperm replies " fucking miles mate, we've just passed the tonsils".

HAHAHA! Hardout Ow


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 33yrs • M •
Da 1 Nd Onli is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Oh its on... you want to talk about mothers... it's mother time!!!

Yo mamas breath smells so bad, when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamas so old, her breast milk is powder.
Yo mamas so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mamas so fat, she can't jump to a conclusion.
Yo mamas so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mamas so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber duck.


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 27yrs • F •
PunkyGurl13 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo mama so short she jumped off a curb and comitted suicide.



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"I love volleyball"
 27yrs • F •
PunkyGurl13 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Ok yall its on
Yo mama so stupid the news said it was chilly out side so she took a spoon wit her.
Yo mama so fat when she steps outside she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat yo daddy still climbing.
Top that bitches

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"I love volleyball"
 33yrs • M •
Da 1 Nd Onli is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo mamas so fat, she uses a matress for a tampon.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses a cargo net for a bra.

Yo mamas so ugly, even a blind person wouldn't have sex with her.

Yo mamas so tall, when she cart wheels, she kicks jesus.

Yeah, yo mama!

!REWA HARD!

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 33yrs • M •
Da 1 Nd Onli is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo mamas so ugly, she makes onions cry.

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 34yrs • M •
DAM is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
[b]YO MAMA IS SO [u]UGLY WHEN SHE STICKS HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW SHE GETS ARRESTED FOR ILLEGAL MOONING!

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 34yrs • M •
DAM is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
[b]YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE TRIPS OVER A CORDLESS PHONE

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 37yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Atlantis5 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Yo momma's so stupid, she ate Reader's Digest as a laxative after she swallowed herself.

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"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives you the test first, and the lesson afterwards."
 32yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Yo mommas so stupid, she didn't abort you.

cruelty is funny.

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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
 36yrs • M •
killer jokes is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
yo moma so fat...............damn! I forgot the joke

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"WTF mate?"
 28yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
yo mama so fat...she put on red shirt and stepped outside and every shouted "coolade"!

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 38yrs • F •
ghislaine is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo mama so fat, she got stuck in a tub. LOL!!!

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