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Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 11

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 40yrs • M •
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Yomama is soooooooooooooooooooo dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!!!



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 29yrs • M •
Mexican farts is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Yo mama is soooo fat she stood on the scail,looked down and said 'Heay thats my phone number!!!"*lol

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 35yrs • M
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Your mama's so fat her thighs chafe up from walkin'. Wait, is that a joke? I dunno, still funny though haha.

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 28yrs • M •
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yomama is so fat when she sat on a monster truck it turned into a low rider

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 28yrs • M •
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yo mama is just like a shot gun 2 cocks she blows

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 28yrs • M •
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yo mama is just liketv even a two yearold can turn her on
yo mama is so old she has the first copy of the holy bible
yo mama is so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

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 28yrs • M •
whiteboy432 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
I'm back

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 33yrs • M •
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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 33yrs • M •
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

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 37yrs • F •
Everett, that last one is so stupid that its awesome

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 33yrs • M •
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I'll have to find some more for ya

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 68yrs • M
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yo mama's so skinny she has to take two steps before her pants move.


yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor had to slap the nurse to stop her screaming

yo mama's so dumb she spells farm EIEIO

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 37yrs • F •
LMFAO @
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yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor had to slap the nurse to stop her screaming

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
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