Yo' Mama Jokes?

your mama is such a loose whore, that she uses a matress for a tampon.

"free country my ass."

yo mama is like a car I turn her on

"i am a winner"

Your mama so dumb, she thought her neighbor's dog poo was chocolate and ate it.

Your mama so dumb, she thought "Throw-Up" meant to throw a ball up into the air.

Your mama so dumb, she went all the way to a flea market, and said "Where do i buy the fleas here?"

"Either go for it, or don't"

I don't really care for yo momma jokes because they were usually directed at me and not momma.

I'm a big girl. I'll get over it and post some anyways!!

Yo momma so dumb, she lost on Pong cause the controls were too confusing!!

Yo momma so hairy, that she got mistaken for bigfoot.

Yo momma so old, they put her up at the museum as a "missing link".

"Just because your an adult, doesn't mean you can be a dumbass."

Amazing to see this thread still alive, kinda like yp ol ass mama...

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO NIGHT SCHOOL THEY MARK HER ABSENT

"HELLO!!!!"

yo mama is like a virus. she get around

Yo mumu so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mumu so dumb she entered a dumb competion and they said sorry no proffesoinals.

Yo mumu so dumb she got shot by a gun on safety!

"Yo mumu so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mumu so dumb she entered a dumb competion and they said sorry no proffesoinals.

Yo mumu so dumb she got shot by a gun on safety"



You're so dumb.
Period.

"\"I am a sick man. ... I am an angry man. I am an unattractive man. I think there is something wrong with my liver.\" -Fyodor Dostoyevsky-"

[b]hi im curtis and im with my friend paige r u ok?

"hi r u ok?"

Yo mama soooo fat..... she's classified as a planet.

"Come on, let's be friends. (relates to pic)"

Your mom is like a tv...a 3 year old could turn her on

"Yesterdays History Tomorrows a Mystery"

Yo mama so dumb, she started staring at the juice carton cause it said concentrate

"Come on, let's be friends. (relates to pic)"