Yo' Mama Jokes?

your mama is such a loose whore, that she uses a matress for a tampon.

"free country my ass."

yo mama is like a car I turn her on

"i am a winner"

Your mama so dumb, she thought her neighbor's dog poo was chocolate and ate it.

Your mama so dumb, she thought "Throw-Up" meant to throw a ball up into the air.

Your mama so dumb, she went all the way to a flea market, and said "Where do i buy the fleas here?"

"Either go for it, or don't"

I don't really care for yo momma jokes because they were usually directed at me and not momma.

I'm a big girl. I'll get over it and post some anyways!!

Yo momma so dumb, she lost on Pong cause the controls were too confusing!!

Yo momma so hairy, that she got mistaken for bigfoot.

Yo momma so old, they put her up at the museum as a "missing link".

"Just because your an adult, doesn't mean you can be a dumbass."

Amazing to see this thread still alive, kinda like yp ol ass mama...

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""