Yo' Mama Jokes?

i dont know wat sucks more ur jokes or ur mom

yo mamma is so ugly she has to trickortreet over the phone

yo mamma is sofat when she walked in front of the t.v u missed 3 of ur most favorite shows

ya thats right i said it.

yo mamma so fat when she jumped into the air she got stuck

yo mamma so stupide when she saw a school bus full of white people she said give me that twinky

ya muma's so fat her cloths have strech marks

yo mamas so fat when she walked in to the doctors surgery she was
the 3rd 4th and 5th paitent

yo mama is so old her credit
card number is
000000001

"\\\\\\\" I\\\\\\\'m excited"

yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade

yo mama so fat even jesus can't lift her soul

yo mama so fat when she turns around it's her birthday

yo mama so ugly even Micheal Jackson won't have it with her

"\\\\\\\" I\\\\\\\'m excited"

your momma is so stupid her teahcer told her to do an essay and she went to mexico and did a mexican and he was screamin essa essa essa

yo mama is so stupid she failed recess

yo mama is so fat so uses bacon for bandaids

"\\\\\\\" I\\\\\\\'m excited"

Dunno if it's been posted yet, but it's my fav...

Yo' Momma is so fat....

She fell in love and broke it!

"Inspire."

oh ya? yo mamas face is so ugly, when she stuck her head out the window to get fresh air, she got arrested for mooning the entire state!

yo mamas so poor, she cant even afford to pay attention!

beat that guys

"a dream is but but another false reality"

Oh my God I've laughed so much I just puked!
I wish I could tell jokes like you guys, I'm crap at them, this is my pathetic attempt...
Yo Mama's so fat Santa though he'd better sit on her knee,!

Told u I couldn't tell jokes!!

""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""

Yo mama so poor when you asked could i go 2 the restroom she saud pick a coner

".............."

Yo mama so fat , when she sat on the toilte the toilte said A,B,C,D,E,F,G get your fat ass off of me.

".............."

your mom's so cute, i'd beat






never see that coming?

"Thy Lovest Soul"

your mommas so ugly she went to a strip joint and they payed her to keep her clothes on

your mommas so ugly they put her face on a bottle of exlax and sold it empty

"the greatest thing youll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"