Yo' Mama Jokes?

this is a funny joke...your mumas like a race car cause she burns 50 rubbers a day

your mums like a frezer you can put everythink in her including meat

Im not sure if this is one or not but here goes,

Yo mama so fat when an earthquack happened she said HONEY YOUR HOME!!!!

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

I hope my jokes are funny......

your mama is so ugly, freddy kruger had nightmares about her.

"we are not human beings having a spiritial experience, we are spiritial being having a human experience"

yo momma so fat that she was mistaken as a school bus when she put a raincoat on.

good,or bad?

i know that this is an old one, but i gotta tell it:

ur momma is soooo stupid, that she shuved batteries up her ass and said "I have the power!"

"Live to Fight Another Day"

hey skarpio, it was betta' than mine.

thx,
how's this
ur momma is so dumb, she turned around and got lost
and i've seen this happen B4
rotflol

"Live to Fight Another Day"

ahmmmmmmm, the first one was better. i think.

yo mama's so ugly when she went to the beauty parla they took 6 weeks to make out an estimate

"trust company rules"

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yo mammas armpits are so harry it looks like she has king kong in a head lock


yo mammas so fat not even god cant lift her spirits

yo mamma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

yo mammas so fat she wore an x files t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her lol hahahajavascript:addtexttoform('thrdbody',''
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Those are weak sauce, people. Hear this, Yo Mama is so ugly, when she was in Egypt the archiologist saw her and ran screaming "The mummy's curse is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"laughter is the best medicine, when it is about YO MAMA"

YO Mamma so stupid she brang spoon 2 the super bowl

"im the koolest"

yo mamma so ugly the door at publix did not even want to open up for her

"im the koolest"