yo mammas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale...javascript:addtexttoform('thrdbody','' javascript:addtexttoform('thrdbody',''
yo mammas armpits are so harry it looks like she has king kong in a head lock
yo mammas so fat not even god cant lift her spirits
yo mamma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
yo mammas so fat she wore an x files t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her lol hahahajavascript:addtexttoform('thrdbody','' javascript:addtexttoform('thrdbody',''
Those are weak sauce, people. Hear this, Yo Mama is so ugly, when she was in Egypt the archiologist saw her and ran screaming "The mummy's curse is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"laughter is the best medicine, when it is about YO MAMA"