Yo' Mama Jokes?

Yo mama's so0 fat your father punches her in the stomach an rides the waves up to kiss her.
Yo mama's so0 fat I rolled over twice an I was still on top of her.
Yo mama's so0 dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so0 dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo mama's so0 dumb she called my house askin for my phone number.
Yo mama's so0 fat she closed down the all you can eat buffet.

"With all these thoughts in my head, to write them down would be a blessing."

Yo Mama's so fat, she comes from both sides of the family!
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she breaks her leg gravy pours out.
I conversation i just had with my friend,
'You really hate my mum huh!?' (friend)
'yes, she hits me' (me)
'nah, u probly just get in her way wen she walks. fat bitch' (friend)
lol, i still laff. He thought of that off the top of his head!
Yo mama so fat, when she walks past the tv you miss a all the LOTR films.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumps, peolpe in china fall off the world.
Yo mama so skinny, that when she went for a roll people thought the moon had crashed.
'Daddy what's that?'
'well that's jupiters 3rd moon son, but what it's doing down here i haven't the foggiest...we should probably ask a scientist'
'I'M A MAN YOU JACKASS!'

"One arguement can ruin a whole life"

yo mama so harry when you were born you got rug burn .

"What\\\\\\\'s up ?"

Yo Mammas so fat that everytime she turns around we have to have a welcome back party!

"Everyman is my Superior, in that I may learn fom Him"

yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo mama so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone

yo mama so fat when she went to mcdonadles and they gave her they key to the store

yo mama so fat that when she goes swimmin the whales sing "we are family"

yo mama so fat when she walkes down the street in a rain coat ppl start yellin "TAXI TAXI"

yo mama so fat when she walkes down the street the police yell " HEY BReaK T UP U three"

"Jesica Albas HOT"

hey bam, NICE CAR, BAD SPELLING!!!

"I hate stupid people!"

lol thx i was watchin Hitch at the time lol

"Jesica Albas HOT"

ROFLMAO.....damn some of these are too damned funny....lol,

Yo' mama's soooo fat she got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

yo mammas armpits so hairy it looks like she got don king in a headlock

yo mammas ass is so hairy it looks like don king is about to pop out and say "born in america"!

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

"A good man is identical to the corrupt man, save for the contradictions in his words and actions."

"Yo' mamas so ugly, your father kisses her with a stuntman."

lmao!

ok here are mine

*Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0

*Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor

*Your mom smells worse than norbornylene

*Your mom is so fat when you draw any three point on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity!

*the lateral equation of your mom compared to the circumference of two congruent circles equidistant from a center point is 5

Lol ok im enjoying this too much, i think thats enough of my bad jokes hahahah

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

* Your mom is so ugly, her ugliness intensity is equal to 10^5 units of ugly at a distance of 1 meter and the threshhold of ugliness for the average human is 10^-12 uglies/m^2

* A YIG oscillator can not vibrate near the frequency at which your mom has intercourse

* Your Mom is so fat that she can theoretically eat as much as she wants and can't get any fatter or she would create a spinning vortex and engulf herself.

* The topology of your mom is very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves


LMFAO omg this is too good i love your mom jokes!

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

your mommas so dumb she got locked in k-mart overnight and starved to death.

your mommas had more pricks than a pub dartboard

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

your mommas so dumb she got locked in k-mart overnight and starved to death.

your mommas had more pricks than a pub dartboard

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

holy shit these r killin me lol!!

i love the "fills the tub first then turns on the water" LMAO.

ur momma is so skinny she hula-hopps with a cheerio.

Your mama is so hick she got an elevator and thought it was an mobilehome.
She so stupid that she tired to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order. Your mama is so ugly, she trick or treaks by the phone!

muahahah we are so damn mean.

"how.empty.of.me.to.be.so.full.of.you"