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Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 3

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 28yrs • F •
daneen is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
yo mama so harry when you were born you got rug burn .

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 30yrs • M •
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Yo Mammas so fat that everytime she turns around we have to have a welcome back party!

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 30yrs • M •
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yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo mama so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone

yo mama so fat when she went to mcdonadles and they gave her they key to the store

yo mama so fat that when she goes swimmin the whales sing "we are family"

yo mama so fat when she walkes down the street in a rain coat ppl start yellin "TAXI TAXI"

yo mama so fat when she walkes down the street the police yell " HEY BReaK T UP U three"



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"Jesica Albas HOT"
 28yrs • F •
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hey bam, NICE CAR, BAD SPELLING!!!

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"I hate stupid people!"
 30yrs • M •
Bam is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
lol thx i was watchin Hitch at the time lol

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"Jesica Albas HOT"
 40yrs • M •
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ROFLMAO.....damn some of these are too damned funny....lol,

Yo' mama's soooo fat she got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 34yrs • M •
crazy_099 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
yo mammas armpits so hairy it looks like she got don king in a headlock

yo mammas ass is so hairy it looks like don king is about to pop out and say "born in america"!

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 31yrs • M •
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"Yo' mamas so ugly, your father kisses her with a stuntman."

lmao!

ok here are mine

*Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0

*Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor

*Your mom smells worse than norbornylene

*Your mom is so fat when you draw any three point on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity!

*the lateral equation of your mom compared to the circumference of two congruent circles equidistant from a center point is 5

Lol ok im enjoying this too much, i think thats enough of my bad jokes hahahah


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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 31yrs • M •
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* Your mom is so ugly, her ugliness intensity is equal to 10^5 units of ugly at a distance of 1 meter and the threshhold of ugliness for the average human is 10^-12 uglies/m^2

* A YIG oscillator can not vibrate near the frequency at which your mom has intercourse

* Your Mom is so fat that she can theoretically eat as much as she wants and can't get any fatter or she would create a spinning vortex and engulf herself.

* The topology of your mom is very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves


LMFAO omg this is too good i love your mom jokes!

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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 32yrs • M •
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your mommas so dumb she got locked in k-mart overnight and starved to death.

your mommas had more pricks than a pub dartboard

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
your mommas so dumb she got locked in k-mart overnight and starved to death.

your mommas had more pricks than a pub dartboard

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 31yrs • F •
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holy shit these r killin me lol!!

i love the "fills the tub first then turns on the water" LMAO.

ur momma is so skinny she hula-hopps with a cheerio.

Your mama is so hick she got an elevator and thought it was an mobilehome.
She so stupid that she tired to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order. Your mama is so ugly, she trick or treaks by the phone!

muahahah we are so damn mean.

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"how.empty.of.me.to.be.so.full.of.you"
 34yrs • M •
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this isnt a yo mamma joke but its funny mi friend is soooo stupid she says a parked car hit her when sho goes to explain it she says it moved (if it moved it wasnt parked)

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 32yrs • M •
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going off topic here, the ones more like that are the blond jokes, which are also as good as your mamma.

favourites being:
if a blond and a brunette jump out of a window, who hits the ground first?

the brunette cause the blond has to ask for directions.


what do u call a blond with one braincell? gifted

what do u call a blond with 2 braincells? pregnant

what do u call a clever blond? a golden retriever

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 33yrs • F •
sexkitten6905 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

Uour mammas so poor tht around halloween her trick was her treat
Your mommas so poor tht she had to put a triple thick milkshake on layaway
Your mommas so stupid wen i asked her if she was going to hte bar she said she didnt feel like dancing on it it makes her dizzy
Tht last one was so corny and its all i can think of right now so work with me here lol



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