Yo' Mama Jokes?

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

omg!!! this reminds me of the bagging contests we had
back in the day

yo mama so poor.....she had to put a candybar on layaway.
yo mama so dumb......it took her an hour to make minute rice
yo mama so fat ......she uses a hoola hoop for an anklet
yo mama so ugly.....when she was born the doctor looked
at her face and her ass and said "siamese twins!!!"

"right here and now!!"

Nah, moms is too skinny for that, lol, but we had alot of "bagging" contests when I was in highschool/jr high, like SCHIZM said.

Yo' mama so stupid she got fired from the M & M factory for throwin' away the
W's

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

http://www.yourmom.com

i cant believe that is a real site

"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle"

Yo moma is so fat, she has to take a bath in the Pacific ocean.

Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk

Yo Moma's so fat, every time she turns round, it's her birthday

Yo moma is so fat, when she farted everyone thought the terrorists were coming.

"Don\'t judge a book by it\'s cover : 0 )"

""to start press any key", "whers th"

That's a good site, had me laughin' awhile, lol.

How does your mom spell refrigerator? O I C U R MT

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

"Bodybuilding aint a reolution it's my lifestyle"

"I hate stupid people!"