Yo' Mama Jokes?

heres one : yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner...she sux blows and gets laid in the closet

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

* Posted by Wesdawg

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Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

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"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

omg!!! this reminds me of the bagging contests we had
back in the day

yo mama so poor.....she had to put a candybar on layaway.
yo mama so dumb......it took her an hour to make minute rice
yo mama so fat ......she uses a hoola hoop for an anklet
yo mama so ugly.....when she was born the doctor looked
at her face and her ass and said "siamese twins!!!"

"right here and now!!"

Nah, moms is too skinny for that, lol, but we had alot of "bagging" contests when I was in highschool/jr high, like SCHIZM said.

Yo' mama so stupid she got fired from the M & M factory for throwin' away the
W's

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

YO MAMA SO FAT...........................

WHEN THE COPS SEE HER ON THE STREET THEY SAY HEY YOU GUYS BREAK IT UP

YO MAMA SO DUM..............................
THAT SHE STAYED AT A STOP SIGN UN'TILL IT SAID GO

http://www.yourmom.com

i cant believe that is a real site

"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle"

Yo moma is so fat, she has to take a bath in the Pacific ocean.

Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk

Yo Moma's so fat, every time she turns round, it's her birthday

Yo moma is so fat, when she farted everyone thought the terrorists were coming.

"Don\'t judge a book by it\'s cover : 0 )"

yo mama so fat the moon revolves around her

rilly corny but its ill i have

""to start press any key", "whers th"

Yo mama so fat that she uses the highway as a slip and slide.

Yo mama was going to be a Jack o' Lantern for Halloween, but she didn't have enough teeth for it.

That's a good site, had me laughin' awhile, lol.

How does your mom spell refrigerator? O I C U R MT

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

yo mams so ugly when she lookt out the windowe the next door nabers a rest her for moonig yo mams so poor when i walkt in your house and stept on a sigarit she sade who killd the heat yo thes jokes r sick

Yo moma so fat that when se wear high heels she strikes oil

Yo moma so ugly they put tinted windows on her incubater

Yo moma so fat she got two watches one for each timezone

"Bodybuilding aint a reolution it's my lifestyle"

here's a few- Yo mama's so fat she went to wal-mart, tripped on k-mart, and landed right on target

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

"I hate stupid people!"