Yo' Mama Jokes?

yo mamma so ugly the door at publix did not even want to open up for her

"im the koolest"

ok this is a realy goood one

if u dont have hands you cant wear gloves if u dont have feet u cant wear shoes if u dont have a head u cant wear a hat right am i right or am i right the YIN THE WORLD IS YOUR YOUR MOM WEARING A BRA!!!!!!

"im the koolest"

yo mama soo dum



when i told her that her dreanks waz on the house
she wint and got a later

"git like me"

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yo mammas so fat and black i walked into her house and thought it was willie wonkas chocolate factory.

"what the hell"

your famliys so poor walked in to your house stepped on a penny and your dad said "hey!!!!!!! thas my pay check".

"what the hell"

YO mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!!





keep them comin!!!

The stuck in the sky one lololollololololololololololololmao

"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"

Youre mama so fat she has galaxy's orbiting around her 1000000000 chins!!!!

"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"

Yo mama is so fat every time she steeps on the scale it says"to be continued.."http://www.ahajokes.com good website for this
stuff

"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"

Yo' ma'ma's soo Poor when I say her walking down the road kicking a can I asked, "what are you doing" and she said "Moving"

"I kick ur ass"

Yo' mama's so hairy, her nipples have afros.

"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"

yo muma's so fat when she wore a malcom X jacket helicopters tried to land on her.

Yo muma's so fat she can play snooker with the planets.

Yo muma's so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.

Yo muma's so fat people can excersise around her.

Yo muma's so fat she uses a telephone box for a mobile phone.

yo muma's so fat she uses a vcr for a pager.

"Don't blame the joker blame the joke."

yo mama is so dumb, she misses the water when she went overboard in the middle of the ocean.

"Beware of the dog"