Yo' Mama Jokes? Discussion Forum

18 Posts / 42M

17yrs

cynic man

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yo mamma so ugly the door at publix did not even want to open up for her

"im the koolest"

18 Posts / 42M

17yrs

cynic man

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ok this is a realy goood one

if u dont have hands you cant wear gloves if u dont have feet u cant wear shoes if u dont have a head u cant wear a hat right am i right or am i right the YIN THE WORLD IS YOUR YOUR MOM WEARING A BRA!!!!!!

"im the koolest"

2 Posts / 41M

20yrs

laquwan

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yo mama soo dum

when i told her that her dreanks waz on the house
she wint and got a later

"git like me"

3 Posts / 41M

21yrs

yoyi

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asdlpasjjfas

3 Posts / 41M

21yrs

yoyi

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3 Posts / 41M

21yrs

yoyi

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3 Posts / 41M

22yrs

kingdrago007

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yo mammas so fat and black i walked into her house and thought it was willie wonkas chocolate factory.

"what the hell"

3 Posts / 41M

22yrs

kingdrago007

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your famliys so poor walked in to your house stepped on a penny and your dad said "hey!!!!!!! thas my pay check".

"what the hell"

31 Posts / 41M

11yrs

bob rulz

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YO mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!!

keep them comin!!!

The stuck in the sky one lololollololololololololololololmao

"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"

31 Posts / 41M

11yrs

bob rulz

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Youre mama so fat she has galaxy's orbiting around her 1000000000 chins!!!!

"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"

31 Posts / 41M

11yrs

bob rulz

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Yo mama is so fat every time she steeps on the scale it says"to be continued.."http://www.ahajokes.com good website for this
stuff

"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"

1 Posts / 40M

18yrs

MonkeysAreCruel

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Yo' ma'ma's soo Poor when I say her walking down the road kicking a can I asked, "what are you doing" and she said "Moving"

"I kick ur ass"

365 Posts / 64M

24yrs

neuterdbynature

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Yo' mama's so hairy, her nipples have afros.

"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"

1 Posts / 39M

25yrs

mitch12

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yo muma's so fat when she wore a malcom X jacket helicopters tried to land on her.

Yo muma's so fat she can play snooker with the planets.

Yo muma's so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.

Yo muma's so fat people can excersise around her.

Yo muma's so fat she uses a telephone box for a mobile phone.

yo muma's so fat she uses a vcr for a pager.

"Don't blame the joker blame the joke."

76 Posts / 43M

22yrs

Sky1234

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yo mama is so dumb, she misses the water when she went overboard in the middle of the ocean.

"Beware of the dog"