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Yo' Mama Jokes? - Page 9

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 25yrs • M •
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     25yrs • M •
    yoyi is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    zxdtgsfdhttsdgh

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     27yrs • M •
    kingdrago007 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    yo mammas so fat and black i walked into her house and thought it was willie wonkas chocolate factory.

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    "what the hell"
     27yrs • M •
    kingdrago007 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    your famliys so poor walked in to your house stepped on a penny and your dad said "hey!!!!!!! thas my pay check".

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    "what the hell"
     15yrs • M •
    A CTL of 1 means that bob rulz is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
    YO mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!!





    keep them comin!!!

    The stuck in the sky one lololollololololololololololololmao

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    "If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"
     15yrs • M •
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    Youre mama so fat she has galaxy's orbiting around her 1000000000 chins!!!!

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    "If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"
     15yrs • M •
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    Yo mama is so fat every time she steeps on the scale it says"to be continued.."http://www.ahajokes.com good website for this
    stuff

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    "If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"
     22yrs • F •
    MonkeysAreCruel is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    Yo' ma'ma's soo Poor when I say her walking down the road kicking a can I asked, "what are you doing" and she said "Moving"

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    "I kick ur ass"
     29yrs • F •
    A CTL of 1 means that neuterdbynature is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
    Yo' mama's so hairy, her nipples have afros.

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    "What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"
     29yrs • M •
    mitch12 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    yo muma's so fat when she wore a malcom X jacket helicopters tried to land on her.

    Yo muma's so fat she can play snooker with the planets.

    Yo muma's so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.

    Yo muma's so fat people can excersise around her.

    Yo muma's so fat she uses a telephone box for a mobile phone.

    yo muma's so fat she uses a vcr for a pager.

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    "Don't blame the joker blame the joke."
     27yrs • M •
    A CTL of 1 means that Sky1234 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
    yo mama is so dumb, she misses the water when she went overboard in the middle of the ocean.

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    "Beware of the dog"
     25yrs • F •
    A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
    your mama is such a loose whore, that she uses a matress for a tampon.

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    "free country my ass."
     22yrs • M •
    nickokane67 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    yo mama is like a car I turn her on

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    "i am a winner"
     22yrs • M •
    RagingFirega is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    Your mama so dumb, she thought her neighbor's dog poo was chocolate and ate it.

    Your mama so dumb, she thought "Throw-Up" meant to throw a ball up into the air.

    Your mama so dumb, she went all the way to a flea market, and said "Where do i buy the fleas here?"

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    "Either go for it, or don't"
     25yrs • F •
    midnightpanther is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
    I don't really care for yo momma jokes because they were usually directed at me and not momma.

    I'm a big girl. I'll get over it and post some anyways!!

    Yo momma so dumb, she lost on Pong cause the controls were too confusing!!

    Yo momma so hairy, that she got mistaken for bigfoot.

    Yo momma so old, they put her up at the museum as a "missing link".

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    "Just because your an adult, doesn't mean you can be a dumbass."
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