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THREAD Dave Barry's Philosophy
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Jokes & Games
i just got this in an email and thought id share... made me laugh so hard! *still laughing* *lol* Dave Barry's philosophy 01. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a l...
THREAD Blonde Jokes
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Jokes & Games
6 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said &#...
THREAD Religion & HumanityAbortion
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Religion Forum
Morality isn't being kind; you can be kind and stupid; like giving a beggar whose a crack addict money and then he goes and buys more. You just add to the problem. You could buy him a cake and th...
THREAD Gender PsychologyChicks and Fake Phone numbers
64 Posts • 44677 Views
Psychology Forum
There are cruel people on both sides of the fence, but I do feel that guys already have a bad reputation for it, whereas girls don't. Can't men figure out if a girl is interested in them...
THREAD Relationships & Lovefutility of romantic 'love'
76 Posts • 19999 Views
Psychology Forum
so then, as per your model what happens when the hunter meets the mother and vice versa. do all the allurements of society become invisible ? does the beast die altogether ? are these mutually exclusi...
THREAD Gender PsychologyHow are women more discrimated against than men?
4 Posts • 3156 Views
Psychology Forum
I PROMISE I'm not trying to vent or troll by this thread. I simply have had a professor push this issue so hard at me all semester in a class not even related to the subject, so I naturally think...
THREAD SocietyThe Source of Idiocy of the Average American
0 Posts • 414 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
lol and yeah decius it scares the hell out of me that all these people literally vote on our elected leaders based on an American Idol Standard of voting where popularity and sell-ability reign suprem...
THREAD StoriesFinish The Story
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Stories & Poetry Forum
As the man ran to his truck, the drunken woman stumbled back into its confines. "Eewwwww! I hate ssspidersss! She complained. "Creepy, hairy bodiesss and all thossh grasssping legsss.&qu...
THREAD SpiritualityThe Logical VS The Faithful
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Religion Forum
Alas the points have gone past you. See, the significance of the Bible, is the Prophetic proof Ex; God says, THIS is what will happen to this land and this ppl at this time. Of course the tim...
THREAD Rant OnRANT ON ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!
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This is going to be long. Summary: I work for a non-profit organization and my boss is a cretin. My boss is an effin retard. I don't call people retards, but I hate him as a boss. How in the...
THREAD Relationships & Lovefutility of romantic 'love'
76 Posts • 19999 Views
Psychology Forum
i think instinct is self driven and morals are superimposed byt others. a child sees a candy in a store and reaches out for it instinctively. but the mother stops the child - its not yours and so u...
THREAD What did you do today?
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i just got done rubbing my eyse for like ten minutes strait. it really hurts. today i took a shower. my hair always feels really nice after i do that. i then went downtown with my freinds. while at wa...
THREAD The Turning of Belva Goode by Gene Hensley
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THE TURNING OF BELVA GOODE - GENE HENSLEY Gene Hensley's novel, The Turning of Belva Goode, is set in the coal mining town of Cyclone, West Virginia around the time of the Korean War. West Vir...
THREAD Writing on the subject of your Authentic Self.
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Stories & Poetry Forum
The train pulls into the station. The rushing air exhilarates me. I step in and take a quick look. Old white guy, Asian high schooler, bookworm worker, blue-collar worker, working mom with Filenes bag...
THREAD War & TerrorismSupport Our Troops – Bring Them Home!
7 Posts • 3612 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Support Our Troops – Bring 'Em Home! The shooting of an unarmed, wounded Iraqi in a mosque accidentally recorded by an 'embedded' reporter is extremely damaging to every American and indeed...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 60911 Views
Jokes & Games
4 Lady's-*lol* *lol* *lol* Here's one: An elderly spinster called the Attorney about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time...
THREAD I am saddened by the situation in the courts
30 Posts • 7499 Views
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Terri Schiavo, is in no pain at this time, and she deserves the right to die. I do not believe that any judge, politician, including our esteemed President, or right to life group has the right to tel...
THREAD What's Masculine and Feminine
19 Posts • 8324 Views
Philosophy Forum
1800-1900c. (Period of Enlightenment) also known as modernity-- is largely the reason we have the gender performative roles we have today. With the developement and the continual evolution of: math...
THREAD Gender PsychologyIf women ruled the world...
61 Posts • 16267 Views
Psychology Forum
if you went back in time and asked a women there if she would go to the future and live a life where you're the boss do you really think they'd go. My point exactly. Most women don'...
THREAD Mice eat cheese
3 Posts • 2585 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Hey, I'm writing a story for my creative writing class, and I just wanted some feedback about it. My first post here, so I hope its good. I sat in my grey cubicle, mindlessly drooling over the...
THREAD Mental Metamorphesas- A Cacoon Of Revalation
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Philosophy Forum
Designer jeans!... we all live in chinaland for all i know...so much for a global village meh?! bark of the day : "It's also very natural to poop down the side of our leg and keep it movi...
THREAD IslamDo you know what Islam means?
67 Posts • 16354 Views
Religion Forum
"God condones slavery in the Old Testament," Wrong - Levitical Law prohibits the enslavement of the Israelite. And in the NT Paul writes for the freeing of a slave. Slavery was an intrins...
THREAD Language/Subject Manner
38 Posts • 13360 Views
Philosophy Forum
Today, the word "nigger" can be debated as being an insult or just a sub-standard title. Odd, it's politically incorrect to refer to someone as being "black", but in rap peopl...
THREAD Dressing for your age?
68 Posts • 18637 Views
Philosophy Forum
Well, fashion clones who wear whatever's in whether it suits them or not do that. Some people dress to express themselves. "Wearing the clothes of the souls that they choose." I don&...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 60911 Views
Jokes & Games
Put Your Hand In My Pocket! Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a very beautiful daughter who had one serious problem. Everything she came in contact with melted at her touch. Many we...
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