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Tagged > Blood turns to jelly
THREAD GamesThe Copter Game
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Jokes & Games
once u get to 10,000 the level turns red...i got there
THREAD Society & SociologyDeath Penalty?
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Psychology Forum
Uh.. what if it turns out they're innocent?
THREAD Enigma
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This is just for you Decius, I know how much it turns you on!:o
THREAD how do i get a girl?
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hah.. I say you do what MJ said about the whole handcuffs/ trunk of the car thing. that always turns ME on.
THREAD Atheism & AgnosticismO no, Atheism
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Religion Forum
Yeah it could be that. Or they could actually believe exactly what they were saying, and turns out those are the guys that are being made fun of by others.
THREAD JokesYo' Mama Jokes?
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Yo Mammas so fat that everytime she turns around we have to have a welcome back party!
THREAD About You / IntroductionsTell a random fact about yourself.
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Bitting turns me on, especially when I am already horny, and they (I am a bi-fem, so I can't say just him or her) want to tease me.*roll*:o:D
THREAD Life & DeathScariest Thing About DEATH
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Philosophy Forum
what if we die and it turns out god is a giant chicken? then what? eternal consequences, thats what.
THREAD Anime game
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Jokes & Games
hellissprings turns springs into hell. pretty funny.
THREAD About You / IntroductionsTell a random fact about yourself.
663 Posts • 154498 Views
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I love asian girls. everything about them turns me on. they're the best. especially the ones with big boobs.*grin*
THREAD Playstation 3 VS Wii
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"Horrible game. Not for adults. Bullshit whack and slash. Regardless, the sales talk for themselves. The GC was a failure." Just because it didn't have any blood and gore means it�...
THREAD Avoid strangers glances and smiles
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It feels so awkward though. I smile at a woman and she turns away coldly. Why can't we look at each other in the eyes?
THREAD Sexual PsychologyAsexuality
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Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
right now yes, i'm asexual*dead* pfft i'm just human. i do get attracted to men once in a while but when i start thinking about the whole thing it just turns me off, this may just be neurosi...
THREAD PoetryUntitled poem.
1 Posts • 2558 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Metal clashes on metal The car slows to a halt But it's too late to stop Us from falling off the edge And as we sink below The surface of the water I wave farewell to life That soon shall be si...
THREAD About You / IntroductionsUpcoming Baby
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Well now that we have kinda decided on a girls name, turns out it is going to be ANOTHER boy. Hadn't even thought about a boy's name. Any ideas, something creative and not necessarily ori...
THREAD Too much deep thought.
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Philosophy Forum
not even ten or a hundred lifetimes... anyone ever get mad at themselves, and then get mad for being mad? its sort of on the same lines as deep thought... it turns in to an endless cycle... hurts m...
THREAD Artworkyour own artwork, drawn, graphic, painted,sculptur
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I've started a new free-hand sketch that's symbolic of mine and my girlfriend's relationship. - Fighting through anything in our way, even if all odds are against us. Hope this turn...
THREAD FuturologyThe next stage of Evolution?
36 Posts • 12949 Views
Philosophy Forum
DannyDuberstein, The reason I quote people is so they can correct me if I've taken what they've said out of context or simply missed their point. Like in your case I thought you were advo...
THREAD Suppressed Medical Discovery: Dr. Robert C. Beck ( Cancer,AIDS, anything viral)
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Science & Technology Forum
Excerpt: In 1990, an astounding discovery was reported at Albert Einstein College of Medicine in NYC by Drs. Kaali and Wyman, resulting in Patent ... all » No. 5,188,738 being issued in 1993 entitl...
THREAD Temporarily out of the loop!
5 Posts • 3162 Views
Talk Talk
oooh, good luck with the move. hope everything turns out well! :) and i'm glad to hear your joyful bundle came with no hiccups, hopefully! :D You two take care! *hugs*
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
A guy walks up to a hooker and asks her how much for a hand job 50 bucks 50 BUCKS! Its just a hand job! You see this ring (flashes a rediculously exspensive ring) I got this from my hand job...
THREAD Legacy of Kain series.
10 Posts • 2564 Views
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Blood Omen 2 (part2)
THREAD New Cloverfield Trailer!
2 Posts • 2077 Views
Photos, Videos & Music Forum
alright, turns out that last one was WEAK in comparison to this one. I'm pretty confident this is the REAL 2nd teaser/trailer for the movie. MUCH better quality, and its about 2 minutes long. The...
THREAD Riddle you this
64 Posts • 15454 Views
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A pillow case covered in blood?
THREAD About You / IntroductionsTell a random fact about yourself.
663 Posts • 154498 Views
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I too enjoy the taste of blood. *cool*
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