A guy walks up to a hooker and asks her how much for a hand job
50 BUCKS! Its just a hand job!
You see this ring (flashes a rediculously exspensive ring) I got this from my hand job money, because I'm that damn good and I guarantee my work.
Hmmm, thats still a lot but if its guaranteed and its that good I'm just gonna have to try it
(She promptly gives him the best hand job of his life)
Holy Shit! That was the best hand job of my life! How much for your blowjobs?
500 BUCKS! Are you insane?!
(She points to the most crazy exspensive looking pimped out ride you've ever seen)
See that car, got that from my BJ money, I'm even better at BJ's and all work is guaranteed.
Well, thats still a lot but as good as the hand job was I don't think I really have a choice.
(She proceeds to blow his mind with the best freakin blow job he has ever had)
Dear God! That was the best freakin blow job I've ever had! Well its been exspensive but totally worth it, I'm almost afraid to ask but I gotta have sex with you now, how much?
(She turns and points to a plainly visible sky scraper in the night sky as he turns white and his jaw falls wide with disbelief)
See that, if I had a pussy I'd own that mother fucker.