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THREAD In The NewsEssex Lion Hunt
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This is a bit of an entertaining story. In Essex (UK), a couple - Gill and Steve Atkin - thought they sighted a lion prowling amid a wheat field in their Clacton-on-Sea (name of the suburb) neighborho...
THREAD Funny TidbitsWho Has The Best Pick-up Line?
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I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?
THREAD ArtworkA girl with flowered hair
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These are great! The teddy bear is soooo soppy and cute!
THREAD Society & SociologyRepublicans make me want to puke
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Psychology Forum
When I see him, I picture a little brown fuzzy teddy bear, with glowing red eyes.
THREAD Do chicks like guys with huge muscles?
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couldn't tell ya left wood only had sex with one guy (if you can believe that most ppl after meetin me don't but its true) but chubby guys are nice n warm n cuddly like a teddy bear. most of...
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
Teddy Bears A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that...
THREAD SPC Schwarz
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> There is no 'Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia. > > I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. > > I may not line my helmet with tin foil to 'Block out the space mind...
THREAD JokesBear in the Woods
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This is a joke my father told me. Although a bit raunchy, I found it funny. A hunter is walking in the woods searching for the biggest bear he could find, when he stumbles across a giant brown...
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THREAD Christianitywhat's the logic in x dying for our sins?
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I don't think an anology will work with this situation well at all. I always felt that guild did play a part in the role of the church and in all of christianity in general for that matter. I t...
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bear rules
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THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
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Jokes & Games
Didn't know where the Teddy was going until the end, that was good-*lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* Lawyer-*lol* *lol* *lol*
THREAD RelationshipsThe name of your first love
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Russell was my first love, went on and off with him since seventh grade until I married someone else when I was 21. Matt would be my second love. We were bonnie and clyde. We lived out in the deser...
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