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Who Has The Best Pick-up Line? - Page 4

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 37yrs • M •
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I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?

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"Barn to kill, not to care - Metallica"
 32yrs • M •
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i think i'll have to try that last one ''


save a skateboard/bike/horse, ride a skater/cyclist/cowboy (choose whichever best suits you)

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
This one is sure to get you slapped or laid.

Hey are you that girl that's sleeping with that college student.

Woman:No

Want to?.

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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
 32yrs • M •
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also may only work if you are actually at college

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
CAN I TOUCH YOUR BELLY BUTTON . . . FROM THE INSIDE?

CAN I USE UR INNER THIGHS AS EAR MUFFS?

CAN I WRAP UR LEGS AROUND MY NECK AND USE U AS A FEEDBAG?

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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
 35yrs • M •
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so, are you gonna be walking through the parking lot by yourself later?

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 32yrs • M •
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So you want to move to Brittan also? yes it may seem corney but its alot better then some of the ones i have seen here.

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"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."
 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
NO IT'S NOT. THAT WAS PRITTY SHITTY

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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
is still like the "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 32yrs • M •
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funny thing though is that it worked on this girl im close to dating. The term ususally is a roll of quareters not a gun but hey if thats the version you heard it works.

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"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
it was originally gun, its a quote of some actress years ago that has become stuck in pop culture.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 32yrs • M •
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did it hurt when u fell from heaven?

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
DO U SLEEP ON YOUR STOMACH? (NO) CAN I?

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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
 32yrs • M •
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see page 1 for that one iceman.


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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
OH SHIT, MY BAD HERES ANOTHER

GUY: CAN I TAKE U OUT SOME TIME?

GIRL: NO

GUY: COME ON, LOWER UR STANDARDS, I DID!

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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
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