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Who Has The Best Pick-up Line? - Page 6

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 32yrs • F •
I wanna put my sauce on your meat balls.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
 49yrs • F •
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I'm like Milk,,,,,,, I can do your body good!

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 25yrs • M •
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"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I put the "Sensual" back in Non-consensual!

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"People like me hate people like you!"
 21yrs • M •
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hey baby i sing in a band
WANNA HAVE SEEEEEX

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"once more unto the breach"
 22yrs • M •
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Yes I do infact WANT TO HAVE SEEEEEEEXXXXXX

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"If you try to fix violence with violence you do nothing but create violence"
 25yrs • M •
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Heay, My friend Dicky wants to visit uranis!!


(you know shes caught on when she asks how big your friend is)

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 29yrs • M
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My best pick-up line:

"Hi, my name is Jeff. You seem interesting. Can I buy you a drink?"


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"Nothing Happens On The Internet."
 26yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Theory is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"I don't know either but it broke the ice"

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"We breathe natures breath until we are tired and layed to rest..."
 61yrs • M •
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Complete silence and a smile.

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 30yrs • F
Skippppy is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

If one of your legs is xmas and the other is new years can I visit you between the holidays?

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cos I can see myself in your pants.

My mum told me not to talk to strangers....
What is your name?

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 29yrs • F •
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Wow, a lot of these are just...wow hahaha

I've heard some really bad ones when I would go out loads. Better to hear bad pick up lines than get groped without a single word or get grabbed and nearly forced to kiss people in a club (I'm looking at you Brazil!).

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