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 20yrs • F •  []RandomGirl[] is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
Hey, I like your chicken. Let's date. Yup, I'm a girl. Yup, I used this pick-up line on a guy, yup he thought it was funny and went out on a date with moi. *insert evil laugh here* 
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"Why are the children doing what they are doing? Why does the child rise up and kill his mum and dad, and murder his two sisters, and then hang himself from the vent...\\\""
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20yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that petre666 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
"excuse me miss would you like to screw im so amazing in the sack"
*line only works if you're me or my best friend other than that you may get slapped*
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"the only pain in pleasure is the pleasure of the pain"
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30yrs • M • Ender seeker is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
R U A WITCH?
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I wanna put my sauce on your meat balls. 
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"How misinformed was I..? I didn't know the pursuit for freedom would lead to cobwebs in my head from someone elses closet."
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47yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that MsLisa is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
I'm like Milk,,,,,,, I can do your body good!
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23yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that gazbollokface is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" I put the "Sensual" back in Non-consensual!
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"People like me hate people like you!"
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33yrs • M • A CTL of 3 indicates that Decius has been a member of Captain Cynic for some time and continuously engages in discussions throughout the site.  |
gold!
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"Illusions never break reality, but reality always breaks illusions. Think logically and you will prosper."
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20yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that re-incarnation is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
hey baby i sing in a band
WANNA HAVE SEEEEEX
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20yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that ParallelShabba is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Yes I do infact WANT TO HAVE SEEEEEEEXXXXXX
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"If you try to fix violence with violence you do nothing but create violence"
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24yrs • M • MagicBacon is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
Heay, My friend Dicky wants to visit uranis!! (you know shes caught on when she asks how big your friend is)  |
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28yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that EOTW is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
My best pick-up line:
"Hi, my name is Jeff. You seem interesting. Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Nothing Happens On The Internet."
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25yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that Theory is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know either but it broke the ice"
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"We breathe natures breath until we are tired and layed to rest..."
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59yrs • M • At a CTL of 2, thx1137 is a full member of Captain Cynic and is a consistent participant in discussions.  |
Complete silence and a smile.
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