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I wanna put my sauce on your meat balls. 
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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
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58yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that MsLisa is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
I'm like Milk,,,,,,, I can do your body good!
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34yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that gazbollokface is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" I put the "Sensual" back in Non-consensual! 
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"People like me hate people like you!"
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30yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that re-incarnation is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
hey baby i sing in a band
WANNA HAVE SEEEEEX
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31yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that ParallelShabba is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Yes I do infact WANT TO HAVE SEEEEEEEXXXXXX
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"If you try to fix violence with violence you do nothing but create violence"
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35yrs • M • MagicBacon is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
Heay, My friend Dicky wants to visit uranis!! (you know shes caught on when she asks how big your friend is)  |
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38yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that EOTW is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
My best pick-up line:
"Hi, my name is Jeff. You seem interesting. Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Nothing Happens On The Internet."
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36yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that Theory is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know either but it broke the ice"
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"We breathe natures breath until we are tired and layed to rest..."
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70yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that thx1137 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Complete silence and a smile.
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40yrs • F Skippppy is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
If one of your legs is xmas and the other is new years can I visit you between the holidays?
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cos I can see myself in your pants.
My mum told me not to talk to strangers....
What is your name?
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38yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that CooJaye is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Wow, a lot of these are just...wow hahaha
I've heard some really bad ones when I would go out loads. Better to hear bad pick up lines than get groped without a single word or get grabbed and nearly forced to kiss people in a club (I'm looking at you Brazil!).
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