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Who Has The Best Pick-up Line? - Page 2

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 35yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that neuterdbynature is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
you guys should try:

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

that just screams romantic pick up line, don't you agree?

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"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Ancient is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Let's pretend I just came into conscious existence 10 seconds ago when I saw you... and now I only have 2 minutes before I die. Would you do me the honor of making the last 2 minutes of my life the best ever?

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"Dark and silent and complete."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
seems a little too deep to be a pick up line hahha

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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 35yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that neuterdbynature is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Or you could try:

"I have flees on my lips, wanna see?"


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"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Vortex271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Shall we talk, or continue flirting from a distance?

or if you're a bit raunchier:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause whenever I look at your butt I can see myself in your pants.


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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
 35yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that neuterdbynature is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
ok the 1st one is corny but nice XD, but the last one is hilarious *rofl* tears came out of my eyes....

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"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wormtownandy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
the word of the day is "legs". let's go spread the word!

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 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
wow decius, In all seriousness, that has got to be the best responce I've ever seen haha. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start using this or some sort of variation to suit the situation as of tomorrow. Hopefully this works so maybe next year I'll have a Valentines :[

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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 32yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
wow man. you are by far the coolest mack daddy of us all. thank you for the great advice.
but one qeustion, if i become a "mack" will i also become an "asshole?"

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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
hmm

+Be happy- get girl
+Be happy-don't get girl yet

I think that's a winning situation every way you look at it, very good work decius.

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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
sounds like it could be a good plan to me.

the other good idea is just be something they want or need, i dont mean drastically change, but provide security or help in some way.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 32yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
nope. that never works. at least not at my age.

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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
worked for me, still is for that matter. so i was 16 when it worked. it is a bit scary, and only really works if you really care for the person and and are willing to take that amount of shit for the person. being the person that your other half relies on means that you seem to give more than you get, and probably actually do.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I've done that a few times and it just doesn't seem like it works for me,

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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
i suppose it depends on the people involved. it worked for me, because the support was needed and i was there to provide adequate support. also my girlfriend and i are very similar people and share a lot of interests, so we have plenty of common ground.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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