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Who Has The Best Pick-up Line? - Page 3

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 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that IceMan04 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Well, heres another one

"If you were a tear drop in my eye, I wouldnt cry for fear of loosing you"

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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Vortex271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Yeah, when my girl and I got together, we'd known each other for a year, were pretty tight friends and all, but drifted apart over the summer. When we met up again through a get-together, one night of playing cards and next thing we know, we're going out. I think my pick up line was, "Here, I'll get your coat."

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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
has anyone got anymore funny ones, considering this is the joke thread?

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 31yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that spiderz is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
itz all about mixing fluids, so letz get ova and done with.


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"There is a thin line between bravery and stupidity"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Vortex271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
http://www.linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html

Favorite one is "Hey Baby, let's play house. You be the door...and I'll slam you!"

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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
some of those are awful, specially the cheesey ones

"you name must be mickey cos ur so fine" who comes out with shit like that? i just hope that doesnt actually work on anyone.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I came back In time to tell you me and you are still together.


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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
now that is a good one

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
quote:
now that is a good one


Thanks Its only worked once before.

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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
hahha ! Oh man, I'm gunna have to use that one.

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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
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hahha ! Oh man, I'm gunna have to use that one.


Patent Pending

Just kidding

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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
 33yrs • M •
afghani terror is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
roses are red violets are blue lets fuck baby

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"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuppppppppppppp"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Das Kapital is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
quote:
roses are red violets are blue lets fuck baby


Thats a good way to get slapped.



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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base are belong to you

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Hickory dickory dock, I think YOU should suck my cock.....lol

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
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