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THREAD GovernmentIdea of the "perfect" government?
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Politics & Current Events Forum
There is no such thing as a perfect government, the only thing we can do to make it is to make a lot of mistakes and hope that we get there one day. but capitalism will never work, the reason for this...
THREAD Chuck Norris is the biggest bad-ass ever!
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Jokes & Games
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he...
THREAD Gender PsychologyI Hate Women
84 Posts • 33867 Views
Psychology Forum
For a quick finish here where I left off. I caught your post before removal on my way out the door. FYI, I was responding as I read, number by number, not reading ahead, not something I normally do,...
THREAD FuturologyMaximum Capacity for Earth?
7 Posts • 7087 Views
Science & Technology Forum
We have already reached it, but it is only with our tech that we have. The maximum capacity should be defined by saying that the planets maximum capacity is when all the people get what they need to s...
THREAD Long one act
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Scene 2 (Later that night. JASON and JUDY return home after the dinner. Both enter through the door.) JASON: A full ride! A full ride! I can't believe it! JUDY: I know! I'm so proud of you. Y...
THREAD ChristianityA New Church
30 Posts • 8598 Views
Religion Forum
This is what I found on the Bahai religion. However, Baha'u'llah, the founder of the Baha'i religion, the successor of the Bab, and the most recent manifestation, is the one who shou...
THREAD Society & Sociologyafrican americans
10 Posts • 5115 Views
Psychology Forum
When talking about slavery... just keep in mind that slavery was the default status in the world for a long time. You were somehow stripped of rights (or given very little rights) and somebody was...
THREAD GovernmentKerry Bad For America
26 Posts • 7359 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Open letter to John Kerry To be an American is something more than an aspiration or an idea. Americans have a right to be led by a fellow American, not by someone who received a good part of his ed...
THREAD AstronomyExcerp: Stars
1 Posts • 2705 Views
Science & Technology Forum
The stars are always there, even in the daytime when they are blotted out by the sun. That is something we do not understand as children. As the earth revolves in its yearly orbit, different parts of...
THREAD DreamsThe Mind Portal...An Un-Researched New Discovery
37 Posts • 20875 Views
Psychology Forum
Hey Jozen-Bo, I read through those seven pages and I am very intrigued by this device you've created. I have a few questions; Is it necessary to gather an entire year's worth of symbol...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 87883 Views
Psychology Forum
81. "Mysterious blow" In message "13. Microwave ray shooting and EM sleep wave(2)" I talked about how they combined two high techniques to hurt. They use EM sleep wave to stabil...
THREAD Christianity2 Candidates for Jesus's daddy - you pick...! ;)
19 Posts • 5630 Views
Religion Forum
*confused* "From a Christian pint of view..." "...Baptist church ..." "...I personally also like..." "...I'm not sure how realistic a goal it is...
THREAD JokesWork Excuses
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Jokes & Games
1. I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet. 2. My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out....
THREAD Gender PsychologyWhat Women Seek In Being Fucked By A Man
3 Posts • 15461 Views
Psychology Forum
Nothing like spending an hour on a post only to have it disappear forever because you get logged out and this forum magically loses what you just wrote when asked to log back in after you press reply....
THREAD StoriesTitle Pending
2 Posts • 3376 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Here's a story I'm working on. I've got the first 2 parts done and I'd like some thoughts on it (though the story might seem fairly arbitrary unti I write the rest up). Its pretty...
THREAD EconomyPetro dollar and Iran war
24 Posts • 9762 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
593. Payment to North Korea (3/15/09) Similar to the bombing of a Syrian nuclear site on Sept. 6, 2007, Israel also destroyed a nuclear reactor of Iraq in 1981. One thing is very clear: the raids a...
THREAD Two Theories
2 Posts • 2014 Views
Philosophy Forum
The only thing worse than an affront to our common sense is finding some common sense to our affront. Which category the following tract falls into is for the reader to decide. I hope it will not be c...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 87883 Views
Psychology Forum
51. Unbridle power of intelligence. I complained persecution from secret police. They managed to turn me into their control. I couldn't go to Malaysiya and Cambodia. They made arrest at board...
THREAD War & TerrorismA Cry For Help From A Distraught Parent
5 Posts • 3014 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Written to Veterans for Peace . I was thrilled yesterday to wake to an email from Micah. The last correspondence I had from him was the email on Dec. 26. Then 2 guys in his battalion were killed an...
THREAD War & TerrorismOfficial Captain Cynic WTC 9/11 Thread
0 Posts • 6685 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
The public lives a ritualistic life. Alarm wakes you then you eat breakfast, now off to work, lunch , drive home talk to wife and kids about their days, turn on the t.v. eat. sleep. Think about how...
THREAD RelationshipsHow can I forgive my parents?
2 Posts • 4905 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
I have a problem. I grew up as an only child in a very liberal and hippie-like family. Both parents have a pretty high education, privelieged jobs, and a very open and casual relationship to drugs and...
THREAD War & TerrorismIsraeli Contempt for the UN: A Cause for War
19 Posts • 6817 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Utter Israeli Contempt for the United Nations: A Cause for War? by Michael Hoffman In his State of the Union Address of Jan. 28, 2003, President Bush cited as grounds for war against Iraq, Sadda...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 87883 Views
Psychology Forum
61. Resignation of FBI chief About in early April, 2000, when I was still in panic mood of Thailand event, I read a news from a Chinese newspaper that FBI director Freeh would resign from his post,...
THREAD People hate vegetarians
104 Posts • 31132 Views
Talk Talk
"lol yes yes yes " Stop it with the "lol's" I know you are just doing that to wind me up! "thats all true." I'm rubbing my eye's right now, that&#...
THREAD SocietyRacist attacks, hate-speech growing against Afrikaners
2 Posts • 4238 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Long, but interesting read that will give you some insight into what is happening here in South Africa... Africa: Racist attacks, hate-speech growing against Afrikaners, leaders warn Date Posted...
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