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Tagged > 2012
THREAD AstronomyAstronomy Picture Of The Day
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10 February 2013 Asteroids in the Distance Image Credit: R. Evans & K. Stapelfeldt (JPL), WFPC2, HST, NASA Rocks from space hit Earth every day. The larger the rock, though, the less often E...
THREAD PoetryGot Any Spare Change?
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'Hey, You Got Some Spare Change Mr. President?' A Neo-SocialRealist poem by Wolf Larsen It's like the white liberals & the black nationalists & the rest of the new-'left'-overs kiss...
THREAD Poetryat the Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Convention
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Wolf Larsen gives a speech at the Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Convention "Boing - boing - boing! The time has come to run and marauder and sing the Freudian marijuana bongs of Transy...
THREAD ConspiracyRichard Hoagland: What do you think?
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Dark Mission (Part 1 of 3) Albuquerque, December 2007 The name of Richard Hoagland - a bearded Viking warrior, still standing after all these years - is inevitably etched in the minds of all those w...
THREAD PoetryWolf Larsen & Shakespeare Having Fun at a Gay Bathhouse Together
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Canto 7 by Wolf Larsen Ho! In the orient when the infectious light Lifts up all his syphilis roaring heads, each with dozens of eyes Giving homage to all the great pornographic Poets now appearin...
THREAD StoriesA Kid Learns about Banks
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A Kid Learns about Banks a short story by Wolf Larsen Once upon a time a kid named Johnny helped his father around the house painting walls and other things like that. Johnny learned some useful t...
THREAD Canto 3
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Canto 3 by Wolf Larsen Look in your angrrry-swiiirling-mirrooor, and tell me the face thou viewest In these times faces are seething with worry-worry-worry! Faces whose fresh lightning flashes...
THREAD Canto 2
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Canto 2 by Wolf Larsen When forty winters shall eat through my testicles, And dig deep trenches into my flesh, Flesh so proud & delirious as this cow laughing in my stomach, and snaking its...
THREAD PoetryMy Neighbor's Dog for President!
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My Neighbor's Dog for President! A Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen So come November you can choose between some white Republican motherfucker and some black Democratic motherfucker...
THREAD PoetryWolf Larsen & Shakespeare Dancing at the Gay Pride Parade Together
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Canto 6 by Wolf Larsen Let 6,000,000 tirades raaage before your face! Because in you lives the summer, which is a distillery of horny-delight! Making sweet vials of imaginary skies; which seethes...
THREAD Wolf Larsen & Shakespeare on a Hot Date Together in Boys' Town
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Canto 9 by Wolf Larsen Is it a pagan Catholicism to wet the sheets with wonderful dreams? All those millions of dreams consuming you in a single life... Heavenly Penis! If pEnis-waRt-mounTains wil...
THREAD PoetryKicking around Shakespeare
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Canto 4 by Wolf Larsen Ugly loveliness, why do you collapse like a hungry angry moon? Upon peanut-butter-classical-music? While Nature's tornado songs bequest you thousands of talking door kn...
THREAD PoetryWhat's so Great about Shakespeare!
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I've written a series of cantos based on William Shakespeare's sonnets. I believe my cantos are better. Many of the people I've read here on Captain Cynic today are better than Shake...
THREAD Stories"FIRE!"
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"FIRE!" a short story by Wolf Larsen The crowd of protesters, some of them veterans, stood facing the soldiers. The crowd of protesters saw a row of machine guns pointed at them. One...
THREAD Sweet Husband-Swapping Goddess
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Canto 8 by Wolf Larsen Music gives birth to a child, and the music dies sadly? All the wars of joy & delight for war profiteers, the bombs exploding in air. And why must we labor for the bour...
THREAD ElectionsRomney, your typical american politician
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here is smth: http://www.euronews.c om/2012/07/31/mitt-romney-accu sed-of-racist-comments/ So. He went to Israel. Paid homage to the wailling wall. Threatened iran. Praise israel. dehumani...
THREAD Ethics & MoralityDay of Yahweh
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Morality was apply within only a particular tribe's agreements, and the rightness of action on its collective mood towards addressing other groups, it's individuated and localized to only particular g...
THREAD PoetryTheir Crimes
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Their Crimes a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen They invented the atomic bomb They tested their new weapon of mass destruction on the people of Hiroshima & Nagasaki They escalat...
THREAD GovernmentJeb Would Make a 'Great President,' Bush Says
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Neocon Gingrich Proposes Jeb Bush as Ruler Kurt Nimmo | May 30 2006 Newt Gingrich, the neocon troll who put out a contract on America, is pushing Jeb Bush as ruler, not in 2008 but down the roa...
THREAD SocietyThoughts on the School Shooting in CT
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782. My view on Sandy Hook Elementary shooting case (8/1/2013) Sandy Hook school shooting case was created by the Feds, I have no doubt. A major actor of that case – Robbie Parker’s...
THREAD Infinite universes from Matter and Anti-Matter
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Furie, Nice - "The universe outside the universe." OK let me start by giving you a little advice: It is not easy to take you seriously when you have so many typos. Proof read before you pos...
THREAD ConspiracyDid the government create AIDS?
26 Posts • 31737 Views
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First aubree18 genocide didn't start at Hitler it started long before that, take South Africa in 1903 and a few years before that the Anglo-Boer war between the U.K and the the Boers and they the...
THREAD ElectionsRon Paul on the Constitutional Crisis
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Ron Paul: We Are Enabling A Future American Dictatorship Steve Watson Prisonplanet.com May 31, 2011 2012 Presidential candidate Ron Paul has warned that a lack of oversight from Congress, the...
THREAD PoetryBrainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners
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Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else's Throats a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen I'm not concerned w...
THREAD Creative MusingsCops Beating up Strikers on the Picket Line
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The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Asses in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse Part five of a musical by Wolf Larsen Meanwhile, while the ass sings a group of striking workers & cops start having...
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