Wish breaker

your wish will come true global warming will take effect and the world will end.

i wish i didn't drink so much last night.

"free country my ass."

If you didn't drink so much last night, then you wouldn't have gained the experience!

I wish i had a mom.

"The only bigger fool than the man who thinks he knows everything is the man who argues with him"

if you had a mom she'd probably be an alcoholic druggy b**** who hit you, stole your money for booze and cocaine, and whored herself to sketchy men who also beat you.

I wish I had no past and only a future.

"May wisdom flow through my mind, and love burn in my heart"

If you had no past, you wouldn't be the person you are now, so you wouldn't be wanting only a future.

I wish i knew what love was

"The only bigger fool than the man who thinks he knows everything is the man who argues with him"

if you knew what love was then you wouldn't have enjoyed the mysteries that goes with it and wouldn't enjoy love's surprises as well.

**** I wish my relationship with my special someone was better.

""Fight not because you're brave but because you're a coward who wanted to prove something."

your wish comes true, your significant other is then stolen by the illuminati and used against you as bait. you are lured into one of their many lairs, where they then mind control you and force you to watch as they methodically stretch your loved ones every orifice with long, red hot pokers.

i wish that the next persons post is against the rules, thus they are shunned by the Republic of Cynic.

"if life has no point whats the point in talking about it?"

i wish my wishes could not be broken and be a millionaire and more wishes



genies give three wishes

cant beat me

"i rock"

Your wish that your wish could not be broken was granted and at that very instant you realized that there was no such thing as a wish in the first place and everything you ever truly wished for had already come true and that the typical wishes of humans for money or fame were things pounded into them by society and the media and were breakable by their very nature.

I wish I could sing a song like Bob Dylan.

"I try my best to be just like I am but everybody wants you to be just like them."

if you could sing like bob dylan then you would get lots of money and like most people with lots of money try drugs then get stuck one them become a croaky old singer with the i was once a famous singer sign hung around your neck

i wish i could find a large bottle of sleeping pills

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

your wish is granted, the sleeping pills are yours. you take them all, but instead of dying, you are thrown into an eternal dream, where evil creatures from between dimensions smother your body in butter, and then place you in an oven. this process is repeated throughout eternity.

i wish for nothing. haha

"if life has no point whats the point in talking about it?"

with no wishes to grant the genie gets mad and destroys the world

i wish...i wish, the government wasnt a twisted system based on lies and falsehoods

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"