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Wish breaker - Page 4

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 26yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
that would unfortunately only serve to enrich the odds that are currently against us.

I wish my exams were either over and passed or a lot further in the future.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 19yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that DerHawk is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
you get your wish, but you find that your exams never come and your IQ goes down sharply, making you a homeless man on the streets.

I wish i could do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.

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"a dream is but but another false reality"
 26yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Sky1234 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
than you would probably go for suicide, because there is nothing more in life can offer you once you could do whatever you wish to do.

i wish i know the purpose of my life.

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"Beware of the dog"
 58yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chiron is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you too would most probably go for suicide lol,
as once your purpose is known - you would soon become bored and possibly resentful as you realised you'd been trapped in limitation..

I wish I could get hold of all Air's cd's...

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 24yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that BillyNoMates is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you'd have nothing more to collect...

I wish I hm... didn't get spots...

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"Jingle ALL the way!"
 15yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that bob rulz is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Then what would you wacth on sunday???

I wish i was cartman off of south park!!

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"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"
 19yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that DerHawk is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
you get your wish but when you are, you'll realize your made of paper and everyone would call you fat ass. you will then live in lonlyness for the rest of your life.


I wish i could shapeshift into whoever i want

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"a dream is but but another false reality"
 41yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Sorceress is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you would develop a serious identity crisis and want to find out who the real you was.

I wish I could get one of my novels published!!!

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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
 29yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Vortex271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Then potentially one of the New York Times columnists for the best seller lists would love it, make you into a monstrous star, the likes of which haven't been seen since Danielle Steel or J.K. Rowling, and you'd have a major fanbase and PAPARAZZI following you around everywhere you go.

I wish I could build a replicating device to create food out of unassigned matter in an effort to provide cheap reliable nourishment, thus solving world hunger.

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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
 24yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that BillyNoMates is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
hmm thats a tough one... if you solved world hunger then everyone would become greedy and just want more and more food...

I wish i knew more about English Literature for my test on tuesday.

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"Jingle ALL the way!"
 41yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Sorceress is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
But then you'd be more English than Canadian, have to move to Britain and be a snotty nosed English teacher in some posh girls school, marry an English nobleman and live a life of grandeur in a stately home in Surrey.

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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
 24yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that BillyNoMates is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
HA!

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"Jingle ALL the way!"
 41yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Sorceress is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Oh sorry! I forgot my wish didn't I?
I wish I could buy a whole new wardrobe - one for each season of the year.

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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
 24yrs • M •
yoshi_bear is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
*interlude* I am the person he got it off of......When I played it with a clan in a game I had 180 posts ... IN A YEAR *interlude end* you can travel to any time but you accidentally travel to 1000000000000 ad and die of no air before you can travel again

i wish for telekanetic powers (a hard 1 in the clan)

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"To be or not to be that is the question"shakespear""
 24yrs • M •
yoshi_bear is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
**** wrong page i looked at ******* ****

wellllll (copy above) except you get a wardrobe for every season but seasons get shorter and you get hopelessly engulfed by clothes

I wosh for telekenetic powers...

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"To be or not to be that is the question"shakespear""
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