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Wish breaker - Page 5

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 48yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Sorceress is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I don't think you can wosh with telekinesis, but you wish for it, get carried away and accidentally lift a mountain with your mind and it lands on your home town squashing everyone in it!

I wish I could speak every language known to man

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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
 29yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you would be able to understand what a group of mexicans are saying and laughing about you as you walk by.

i wish i had an Xbox 360

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 48yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Sorceress is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I was waiting for a comment about languages known only to women but never mind!

If you got your desire you would spend so much time on your x box that your friends at captain cynic would miss out on your wit. Oh yeah, and you'd probably never do any homework again, fail all your exams and end up working in McDonalds for the rest of your life swapping x box tips with other x box junkies.

I wish I didn't have to pick up children's ancient dirty underwear from the darkest corners of their bedroom!

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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
 38yrs • F •
porn_girls is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
hi

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"i love porn"
 32yrs • M •
987 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
crap...I can't break your wish, Sorceress.

I wish I had grown up somewhere else than the crappy little town I live in.

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 30yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
how in the world did i miss this discussion? this sounds really interesting. did you all start it when i left the site for a little while?

sorceress
if you never had to pick up those discustingly ancient children underwear then you would never realize how much you love your children when there older, and past all that toddler stuff.

987
if you grew up in a big town you would probably be around more crime, you maybe even may have been killed at a young age due to a burglary, or gang fight.

and my wish... my mom would stop being a worry wort and being so damned picky.

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 26yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that DerHawk is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
zyphon, i started this thread and i think i need to tell you how this goes. sorceress made a wish and now you have to break it. for example: "you get your wish but you start seeing their underwear fall from the sky." thats how the game works. after you break the wish then you wish something for your own, and thats how it goes.

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"a dream is but but another false reality"
 26yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that DerHawk is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
you get your wish but you realize that she becomes FAR too nice to you. then the next thing you know your curled up in the corner of your room saying "help... help... help..." to yourself over and over.

i wish i could get away with doing more things in life

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"a dream is but but another false reality"
 33yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chrissie2006 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
You will soon be so over wwhelmed with all of the things that need to be done that you will no longer have the time to do the things that make you happy. You will lose all of the poeple that love you and live a lonly, overly-busy life.

.... My wish is that I finnish school with any doubts that I have chosen the right direction for my life.

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"Dont complain that roses have thorns. Instead, be thankful that thorns have roses."
 30yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
thanks for the explanation DerHawk.

um Chrissie2006 are you saying that you want to have doubts when you finish?

sorry cant break a wish that wishs to have doubts.
confusing.

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 33yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chrissie2006 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
lol, typo. I meant WITHOUT any doubts

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"Dont complain that roses have thorns. Instead, be thankful that thorns have roses."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that CrypticTruth is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
you dont have any doubts but every one eles thinks your a idiot because it took you so many years to finally find something you want to do with out any doubts
i wish i find true love

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""Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth" -oscar wilde"
 27yrs • M •
dark crusader is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
if u found true love your true love would eventually get very annoying and follow u to work and u would lose your job an become a tramp

i wish i had some pizza

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"hope is one step further on the path to dissapointment"
[  Edited by dark crusader at   ]
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Sky1234 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
you had your pizza...than what? crap it out and wanting more pizza until you get fat?

I wish that my wishes would come true....

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"Beware of the dog"
 33yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Evol is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
But that's the whole "be carefull what you wish for" thing
It'll never be perfect
But All these things shape who you are today, especially the pain.

hm.. I wish.. That I could feel "him" holding me in his arms again... =/

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