Wish breaker

more cigarettes = more addiction = less life expectancy = more money & time spend on medical and hospital = less friend

I wish i can change history

"Beware of the dog"

However that opens up all the joyous possibilities of paradoxes and accidentally preventing your own birth or more depressingly the creation of this site

I wish I had a tardis

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

you might teleport to the end of the world then you would be bored as hell.

I wish I had a slip and slide

"we humans do not eat to live-we live to eat"

(I had one of those when I was a child, it was such fun.)

But wishing for this will most likely prepare you for slipping on banana peels in your everyday life - a practice you might not wish to encourage...

I wish I owned a smart digital camera.

There is of course the problem of cameras becoming too smart, mayb even smarter than us (if they haven't already beaten a few individuals *coughs*Bush*coughs*) and start thinking they know better than we do and attempt to take over the world.

I wish that railways were better.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

then there will be no fun in squishing pennys to see if they derail the train. ( im evil i know...''
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"we humans do not eat to live-we live to eat"

i wish i could find a sport im good at

"Whatever doesn't kill you will.....well,it will hurt like hell, but it wont kill you."

...Then you'd become so good at it that someone would get jealous, and set you up with perscription meds in your locker and fake urine samples, then blow the whistle. Your career in that sport would be ruined, you'd lose scholarships to whatever college you dreamed of going to, your reputation would be shattered, and you'd die alone at sixty-five wishing you had figured out a way to prove the current sports billionaire had set you up.

I wish I had a submarine.

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

then as you were using it, it would spring a leak and sink with you in it. That of course is a very bad thing.

I wish I could teliport.

"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."

..then your top half would materialize in a brick wall and the bottom would detach and relocate itself to your forehead (while remaining stuck in the brick wall.)

I wish I had a pair of Rollerblades.

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

..Then you would fall down embarising yourself very much so in front of a group of very attractive women and causing them to laugh at you.

I wish that school was easier.

"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."

(I've done that, broke both wrists dropping into a quarterpipe on rollerblades on a summer camp trip. Not the brightest thing.)

hmmm....so you wish school was easier? If it were easier, when you got out of it, you'd be ill-prepared for the real world. Within a year a scam artist would have pillaged your identity, financial state, home and everything you ever dreamed of having, and you'd be cold on a street in the middle of winter huddled over a Folger's coffee can with a burning shoe in it. But you got a 99 on your final.

I wish I could drive a GTO.

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

you would crash it and it would be totalled and you would be paralyzed from the waist down...


I wish a was a cripple cause then I could park in handicap spaces

"we humans do not eat to live-we live to eat"

what would be the point in parking in handicapped spaces if there are no ramps to get up to the shops and the doors are all too small to get in and everyone tries not to look at you and ignore your pleas for polite assistance.

I wish I was super mum and could handle my three hyper girls...

""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""

...but then you would eventually become more detached from them and thereby miss out on their lively youthfulness.

I wish I could send a shower of love and $$$$$ to rain on Restless and Decius so that they could just relax more and not feel so pitted against all odds...