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Wish breaker - Page 2

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
your wish to be able to write invisibly has already been granted, however it does make it somewhat hard for the rest of us to ascertain what you wished for .

I wish women made sense

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 30yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that archer219 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Then you would always know what they were doing and life would get boring.

I wish I had pie

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"we humans do not eat to live-we live to eat"
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you'd eat it all and become horrendously fat

I wish I could put some weight on

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 68yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chiron is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you would find it all the more difficult to fly...

I which I could dematerialize at will.

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
there then exists the problem of lacking the mental control to re-materialise leaving you somewhat stuck.

I wish I had my own Ice rink

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 32yrs • F
A CTL of 1 means that xloobyloox is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
then you would become wealthy from letting people in yet you would be annoyed that its not yours anymore

I wish I could have a flatter stomach..just a little smaller

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"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"
 68yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chiron is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then your bottom would find itself unhappily out of balance and would cause you to topple over backwards, because you had wished away its best friend

I wish I was dazzlingly good at everything I put my hand to...


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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but that would make you dazzlingly good at losing friends because your sheer brilliance would give them a severe inferiority complex (though yours would be better) and push them away.

I wish I could meet some of you lot irl

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 35yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I'm gonna cut your Fuckin' head Off.

I wish i could go to sleep

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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
 68yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chiron is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
quote:
but that would make you dazzlingly good at losing friends because your sheer brilliance would give them a severe inferiority complex (though yours would be better) and push them


nice one Cynic... you are actually very good at this game!

I wish awakendwraith could wake up, because then he'd realize that a lot of the time he was really fast asleep.

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Awakening awakened would of course result in me losing my head, making it much harder for me to type back and therefore robbing you of the delight of my conversation (though I'm not sure that counts as having broken your wish).

I wish I could think up something to wish for

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 68yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chiron is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you would only have some jerk attempt to break down your wish (and thereby leave you feeling that you maybe don't need much more than you have right now which is probably why this game is not more popular - people wanting to cling to their wishes...)

I wish I was having dinner in a swank restaurant tonight, all dressed up to the nines...

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
But then there would be the sheer embarrassment of realising that you forgot to wish yourself some company and are sitting in a fancy restaurant all by your self.

I wish I had more chocolate

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 68yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chiron is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
but then you'd be plagued by girls drawn like bees to honey, and this would cause ructions with your gf..., and would only aggravate the stressful symptoms of growing hyperglycemia as you turn more and more to chocolate for comfort.

I wish I had a magic wand, that worked!

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 38yrs • M •
circusdrunk is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
but then you would sneeze and turn yourself into a large slice of yellow cake. A large slice of yellow cake that does not know how to use a magic wand.

I wish i had more cigarettes.

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"The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue. -Antisthenes"
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