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oxymorons

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 36yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that mindfields19 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
oxymorons
So...
What are your favorite oxymorons? Let's see if anyone can name a few I have never heard before!

My top 3:
safe sex
government organization
microsoft works

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"In the beginning, night was memory was water, and in the cool aquamarine depths dreams swam freely."
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Lovingly hate...Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
clear as mud
same difference

no others come to mind right now

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
plastic glass
uninvited guest

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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that blackstorm992 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
ummm..... happiness in Christianity.........

My mate released his debut album in Australia called the stress of leisure

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"always forgive your enimies, nothing annoys them as much."
 35yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Chrissie2006 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
pretty ugly

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"Dont complain that roses have thorns. Instead, be thankful that thorns have roses."
 45yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Advanced beginner

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 36yrs • M •
aphfaneire is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
sober irish
free education
trains on-time
bus lanes
speed limit
bottled water
wireless broadband
tv license
demo-cracy

if i think of more ill let you know.

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 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
my dad's girlfriend said this.
"what was that one word you use sometimes,all the time?"
i guess that is one...

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Vortex271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
"Government Intelligence"
"100% Juice from Concentrate"

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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
 36yrs • M •
aphfaneire is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Off License: A premises that has a license to sell alcohol. Why if its licensed is it off license?

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 44yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Ever increasingly relavent, free country (US)

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that PneumoniaHawk is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Rap music.

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"You get custody, I get your life."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
lol,nice.

parting is such sweet sorrow

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that PneumoniaHawk is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Quiet Riot.

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"You get custody, I get your life."
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