oxymorons [+ favourites]
So... What are your favorite oxymorons? Let's see if anyone can name a few I have never heard before! My top 3: safe sex government organization microsoft works
"In the beginning, night was memory was water, and in the cool aquamarine depths dreams swam freely."
Lovingly hate...Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
clear as mud same difference no others come to mind right now
"I tried coding in cocoa but it ran between the keys and shorted my pc"
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ummm..... happiness in Christianity......... My mate released his debut album in Australia called the stress of leisure
"always forgive your enimies, nothing annoys them as much."
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"Dont complain that roses have thorns. Instead, be thankful that thorns have roses."
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"The Restless Mind - The curiosity of intellectual infancy"
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my dad's girlfriend said this. "what was that one word you use sometimes,all the time?" i guess that is one...
"Gentlemen? Bitch, I radiate chivalry!"
"Government Intelligence" "100% Juice from Concentrate"
""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"
Off License: A premises that has a license to sell alcohol. Why if its licensed is it off license?
Ever increasingly relavent, free country (US)
"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
Rap music.
"You get custody, I get your life."
lol Amen.
"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."
lol,nice. parting is such sweet sorrow
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