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THREAD Porn
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Since I dont own a credit card or have a high speed internet connection even if I wanted to watch porn I couldn't. But it is always there. It seems that everyplace you go on the internet it will...
THREAD My own poetry
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Autobiography(My Reply to Ferlinghetti) I am leading a quiet life In a high chair the size of heaven every day Licking mashed potatoes Off a silver Mickey Mouse bowl And smiling at the fle...
THREAD Things Id do if I ever became an Evil Overlord.
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My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concer...
THREAD Conscious and Sub-ConsciousThe Art of Self-Discovery
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Im Chained Wings gnome. This is quite a taxing task for me to write about him because Chained Wings is a very confused person. He really doesn't know who he is. And though I have more intimate...
THREAD Stoned in love, but not with you.
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I'm faced with a difficult decision; something of a crossroads... and I don't think there is anyone in my life that is equipped to advise me on it. I pose it then, to this virtual abyss....
THREAD Relationships & Lovea little insight please?
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From time to time in this post, I've inserted some jokes... just to keep it from being completely academic, boring or whatever... not for the poster, but for others... this is important to her...
THREAD Atheism & AgnosticismWhat is the root cause of atheist's disbelief and are they qualified to debate theism?
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Brother, I would love to discuss this with you. Do you subscribe to, and understand the concept of probability and deduction? Decius, as I would love to discuss it with you. You have a beautiful m...
THREAD I would like an opinion on this letter
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If this letter was sent to you, What would you think about the guy sending it? First thing first. Merry Christmas and a happy new year shelly. Okay i'm a nut case, ya think? if you haven't re...
THREAD Dawn's Greeting
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CHAPTER THREE Sharra and Darrow sat close in the pod and took it in turns to shift space and time, using their gift to its limit to reach the time distortion that Kelly was creating, before she di...
THREAD ChristianityExcerp: America is not a Christian Nation
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"Tell that to Abraham Lincoln and all freed slaves!' Lincoln was a racist, what else would you call a man who attempted to pass laws in his home state excluding free blacks? He was politically...
THREAD My First movie review: Under Siege
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Movie/TV Reviews
Review of: Under Siege Starring Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Bushey. Its not a job. Its an adventure ! Under Siege is probably the best Steven Seagal movie out there (which can&#...
THREAD Life & Deathwhat is your theory on life?
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Ok, conway. I completely understand what your saying. I cant say your wrong, and i wont. I only disagree with any of the theories and philosophies on here because i have a different perspective. I can...
THREAD ChristianityGay Bishop = Gay Jesus?
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Christ was not married... IF you read scripture, you will never ever find the term..."Mary of Jesus". WHAT does that mean?? That means any woman married was called 'of' then...
THREAD SocietyWould society be better without money?
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Would society be better without money? This question is made irrelevant by the unprovided definition of what a good society is. And since this answer lies in personal preference it is unattaina...
THREAD Remembering The Moon
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Stories & Poetry Forum
:)I tried to sneak through the graveyard like some comic thief in the night with exadurated tiptoeing movements, stopping every couple of seconds to peer around me to make sure no one was watching. To...
THREAD Who needs friends when you can write bad poetry?
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I wrote this when I was 13. I was listening to a lot of Sublime back then and I was really into them. I decided to do a concept of listening to an entire dsicography of a band while writing a poem, so...
THREAD Riddles & PuzzlesProblem, Puzzle, and Paradox: What's Missing?
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Philosophy Forum
Problem, Puzzle, and Paradox: What's Missing? Within the category 'problem' there are at least two subcategories: 'puzzle' and 'paradox'. Quickie from wiki: A problem is an obstacle which make...
THREAD ConspiracyExcerp: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
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Excerpt: 9/11 and the Evidence Paul Craig Roberts V Dare Tuesday, March 27, 2007 Professor David Ray Griffin is the nemesis of the official 9/11 conspiracy theory. In his latest book, Debunk...
THREAD Remembering The Moon
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Stories & Poetry Forum
Hi guys - thought I'd give you another chapter:) CHAPTER SIX - Shadows in the darkness Qaphsiel held my hand so tightly and pulled me along around the perimeter of the house so strongly that...
THREAD Long one act
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Here it is... the fifth and final piece... let me know what you guys think of it. Scene 5 (One week later. JUDY is, yet again, on the phone with Cheryl. This time, however, she sits in her c...
THREAD PoetryFour favourit poems
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I have scribbled a bit with poetry myself off and on, but don't worry I won't inflict that stuff upon you ;) Instead here are four very beautiful, and famous, poems I've always loved....
THREAD StoriesThe Big Orgy on Capitol Hill
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The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse part seven of a musical by Wolf Larsen That's when the two political candidates (the ass & big fat elephant)...
THREAD Gender PsychologyI Hate Women
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Psychology Forum
If you haven't disagreed with this, then shut up and admit that you have a personal bias that is influencing your ability to discuss this subject with an open mind. Again, you make these notio...
THREAD Alaska adventure where people get killed
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Stories & Poetry Forum
ALASKA ADVENTURE (THE KIND THAT GETS YOU KILLED) From Unalaska, Alaska the novel By Wolf Larsen Chapter 2 The next morning the flight from Seattle to Anchorage seemed normal enough. There...
THREAD Gender PsychologyI Hate Women
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Psychology Forum
No worries sir, I have by no means reached perfection, but I have found the truest path to happiness, and I KNOW it. I would allow for the possibility that it is my own path, because that is always...
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