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THREAD Vegetarianism
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"I'm more of a wood than a trees person" Okay then, I shall try a wood rather than tree approach and see how I go.. The Principle: If hegemony is the name of the game, as it is in...
THREAD POETRY AN ODYSSEY
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POETRY AN ODYSSEY I am a victim of beauty! It chases me like a hunter chases the wild animal in a forest. It is not that it finds me on its own: I always walk into its trap willingly like a fool. B...
THREAD Anatomy of Death
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Anatomy of Death Jeff Caudy opened his eyes after what felt like a very long nap. He stared blankly at, what he thought was the ceiling. Funny, he thought, I don't remember sleeping in Will's bed....
THREAD Anatomy of Death
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Anatomy of Death Jeff Caudy opened his eyes after what felt like a very long nap. He stared blankly at, what he thought was the ceiling. Funny, he thought, I don't remember sleeping in Will's bed. H...
THREAD ChristianityCatholics vs Christians
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okcitykid--"I think you are right, we will never agree, but it isn't sad, what is sad is that we think we have to all agree. Its a round world. You cannot see every side of it. But if you ca...
THREAD War & TerrorismUday Hussien
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The oldest son of Saddam was one chillingly sick disgusting pup. Uday was born in 1964, the Year of the Dragon in the Chinese zodiac, which means he ought to be "energetic, excitable, short-te...
THREAD StoriesA Winters Night
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This is the beginning of a story that I have started. Have a read hope you enjoy. All feedback is much appreciated. -------------- ------------------------------ ------------------------------ The l...
THREAD ChristianityExcerp: America is not a Christian Nation
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Religion Forum
"Don't let anyone claim to be a true American. Don't let them claim the tribute of American patriotism if they ever attempt to remove religion from politics." George Washingt...
THREAD ChristianityExcerp: America is not a Christian Nation
155 Posts • 42733 Views
Religion Forum
"Don't let anyone claim to be a true American. Don't let them claim the tribute of American patriotism if they ever attempt to remove religion from politics." George Washingt...
THREAD PoetryThe poems that we read
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Allen Ginsberg - Plutonian Ode I What new element before us unborn in nature? Is there a new thing under the Sun? At last inquisitive Whitman a modern epic, detonative, Scientific theme Fi...
THREAD SocietyFacts vs Bush-Bashing
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I won't be contributing to the war of graphs again, this has been done. What we've found here at this site is that contradictory statistics can be found from equally federal and or credible...
THREAD Dawn's Greeting
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CHAPTER FOUR Kelly awoke to a darkened room. It was warm and cheerfully decorated with printed curtains and matching wallpaper and bedcovers. There was a television and a bookshelf and by her bed a...
THREAD GovernmentThe Federal Patriot--22 October 2004
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Here you go lefty, Read this and think about it. It's long but a great read. Steve From Texas - always willing to help you out! Never Apologize, Never Explain From the November 1 / Nove...
THREAD Storiesstory i wrote a while back...
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Transcendence of the Ikhnaton Once upon a time I was walking down a crowded street and suddenly a tiger came and slashed the back of my head. I fell unconscious to the ground. I began to drea...
THREAD The ballad of Reading Goal
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I really love this one.... Pure genius. The Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde I. He did not wear his scarlet coat, For blood and wine are red, And blood and wine were on his...
THREAD Passion -need help!
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Macbeth was one of Shakespeare's last plays that he wrote in Elizabethan times somewhere between 1606 and 1611, but the actual play was set in Medieval Scotland. The play as the title suggests wa...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
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Psychology Forum
51. Unbridle power of intelligence. I complained persecution from secret police. They managed to turn me into their control. I couldn't go to Malaysiya and Cambodia. They made arrest at board...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
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Psychology Forum
86. FISA Secret Court ruling In Aug. 23, newspaper reported that "Secretive federal court that approves spying on terror suspects has refused to give the Justice Department broad new powers in...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 87881 Views
Psychology Forum
My American nightmare New high tech weapons such like radiation material, microwave kill people without trace, leaving death look like heart attack, blood cancer, etc. In 1991, because an acquai...
THREAD War & TerrorismFull Text of Bin Laden Tape - Comments of all flavors welcome
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/mid dle_east/2751019.stm Bin Laden tape: Text US officials say they believe the tape is real The following is the full text of an audio message purported to be b...
THREAD StoriesSelf Portrait
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SELF PORTRAIT The sky was that perfect sea blue, and the crops were gently being cajoled into swaying with the wind, a too-perfect backdrop for a childhood memory. He knew that the scene wasn't qui...
THREAD GovernmentPolitics of Love
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Politics of Love Competition in government and the economics of wealth and prosperity Notes on our Golden Era, Global Brotherhood-Unity-Peace-Unders tanding AND Absolute Individual Freedom! Wor...
THREAD IslamThe Qur'an
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Religion Forum
Try to read it all....if you can.*dead* What really happened during the Crusades? So what is the truth about the Crusades? Scholars are still working some of that out. But much can already...
THREAD Life & DeathLife: Is it now? Is it then? Is it to come?
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Philosophy Forum
The Word ¡§In the beginning was the word and the word was with Jah and the word was Jah.¡¨ ¡V The Bible There are two major things we need to notice here that seems to be so open but yet...
THREAD an actually interesting idea.
1 Posts • 2302 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five-dollar bet over highb...
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