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ARE YOU CYNICAL OF…...?

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 48yrs • M •
Cynical Admiral is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
ARE YOU CYNICAL OF…...?
Discover your fellow-Cynics and their cynical wit.

In turn, they'll discover you; as you reveal YOUR wisdom and insights.


INSTRUCTIONS:
Your statement must be less than two-hundred (200) LETTERS. Yes, letters – not words.
Otherwise, you're just blathering, and your fellow-Cynics will reprimand you.

**If you want to blather and rant at greater length 'Please' proceed elsewhere at Captain Cynic.**


Now, YOU have the honor to fill-in this statement, 'I am cynical of.....'

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"Bonafide Cynics are Virtuous."
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 48yrs • M •
Cynical Admiral is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Pseudo-Cynics who think all people are 'equal'.
We are all equal, but some are more equal than others.
- ex scientia vera

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"Bonafide Cynics are Virtuous."
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 28yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I am cynical of humanity as a whole. Every last person on this planet is so fucking stupid. Some more so than others.

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that pupa ria is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
light cynicism, not heavy...there's no fun in correcting each other. Every person should express his own autonomous insanity.

as for me, i'm only cynical about all the persons i could be...but hey "i am you and what i see is me" . I moreover believe in black humor noy cynicism...no wise ass philosophy just idiocy you fooool =]

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"I'm the mirror that will make you invisible"
 48yrs • M •
Cynical Admiral is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
TO: pupa ria

You are a 'Pseudo-Cynic'.

You aren't following 'simple' Instructions.

Therefore, I'll clarify for you:

'PLEASE' PROCEED ELSEWHERE at Captain Cynic.

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"Bonafide Cynics are Virtuous."
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 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that pupa ria is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
i am no pavlov's dog.

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"I'm the mirror that will make you invisible"
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that pupa ria is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
...and my toung ain't bitter. khap

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"I'm the mirror that will make you invisible"
 33yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that AskWHY is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Pseudointellectuals who are morally bankrupt. "A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.'

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"What you think you know, you don’t know."
 40yrs • M •
Dog Soldier is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Monogamy. Homosexuals are accepted and marry. Yet, polygamy is outlawed – that is legal idiocy and prejudicial.

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"Are You in Harmony with Nature?"
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Squarepants is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
The word Cynic originally means like a dog, but any way thats changed over the years.

I'm cynical about people who talk about what every one else in the world is like, I don't believe they have met every body else in the world.

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"I hungry"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that fireangel is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I'm cynical of... You self-righteous, egoistic, elitist, racist, discriminating, bigot assholes and your so called insight regarding epistemology. You say idiocracy, I call it humanity.

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 38yrs • F •
Wiggle Wobble is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
I'm cynical of Pollyannaism. 'Fear not the path of Truth, for the lack of people walking on it. Bonafide Cynics are extraordinary and scarce.'

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"There is ONE Truth, and many falsehoods."
 33yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that AskWHY is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Pollyannaism. Delusional simpletons, desperately clinging to their fallacy that Mankind will survive its inherited insanity.
- Out Of Tomorrows

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"What you think you know, you don’t know."
 43yrs • M •
Zip Zip is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
'Man, the noblest of creatures.' If you believe that, then you must be an enlightened imbecile.

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"Zip your lips unless you can improve the silence."
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 29yrs • F •
Razzle Dazzle is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
I'm cynical of Females. Women and cats will do as they please – men and dogs are subject to their whims.
- Sex Kittens Rulership

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"What you see may not be what you get."
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