Favroite movie quotes - Page 4

haha sorry dude, ive been holding out on posting those for a while now. those quotes are all over the net now though, especially the Padme one. dont worry, i havent ruined the good stuff

Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: It's mayonnaise.
Spike: Oh.

~Notting Hill

Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

~Natural Born Killers

Cooper: You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, listen, I'm flattered you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause , uh, I think they already know.
Scotty: No, you idiot. Mieke is a girl.
Cooper: No, no, no, I get it. yeah. He's the girl and you're the girl, and sometimes you're both the girl. Right? Right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it.

-Eurotrip

Not funny, quite the opposite- Schindler's List:

Oskar Schindler: We've survived. Some of you have
come up to me and thanked me. Thank
yourselves. Thank your fearless Stern,
and others among you, who, worrying
about you, have faced death every
moment.

Great movie. Don't watch it all at once.

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

"Call me Snake" or "Lets play Bangkok rules"-both from Escape from LA

"If anyone finds this, it means my plan didn't work and I'm already dead. But if I can somehow go back to the beginning of all of this, I might be able to save her"

From-The Butterfly Effect



"I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?"

From Bourne Identity

"crazy people don't sit 'round wondering if they're nuts" ~Anthony Hopkins - {Proof}

"to tight? i could land a jumbo fucking jet in there tyrone!"

"what the fuck i want with the caravan? its got no fucking wheels."
-both from Snatch

"Lay off me, im a child of divorce."
-american psycho - some of the best narratives ever.

"i was born a poor black child."
steve martin in The Jerk

"id do her, id do her, lose the pigtails well talk, id do her, uh who hasnt done her?"
Stewie scanning the young skirts at a funeral

"thats because christians dont believe in gravity."
Peter

"whos leg do i have to hump around here to get a dry martini?"
Brian

thats all i got for now.. keep the fight club quotes coming... one of my favorite movies!

"with a gun between your teeth, you speak only in vowels"

To infinity and beyoooond!!!!!!!! Buzz Lighyear...

"... and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee!"

pulp fiction

" You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a man like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out again? If he does come back it'll only be to get rid of me, after that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again"
Verbal Klint (Klint?) Kevin Spacey- Usual Suspects

that movie was badass,

"you are not your job, or how much money you have in the bank, you are not the content of your wallet, you're not your fucking khakis"

"We're sort of like 7/11.... We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
- Murphy McManis
-The Boondock Saints