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Hypocrite Friend

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 40yrs • F •
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Hypocrite Friend
OKay, I am going to come right out and say it:

I have relatively nice sized boobs(a perfect handful), and my friend does not (she is built like an ironing board: Flat with no curves).

So while online this weekend, I showed a picture to my friend (male). In the pic, she had her hand over my boob. He (playfully) reffered to her as a pervert to which I responded: No, she is just jealous because she doesn't have any.

She always jokes that they are so small they are inverted, etc. So I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I mentioned it to her today thinking she would get a laugh out of it and she flew off the handle, telling me I had no right to talk to him about her (she was just in the pic that was the only reason I mentioned her). She dragged my name and his through the mud and went as far as to say that he was a creep, etc, etc. I was really bothered by the fact she had to drag him into it... I was the one who made the mistake. I care about this guy.

I was really offended... especially when she does this all the time. She refers to our other friend's boyfriend as F*ckface and calls him a retard, etc, yet she gets upset when I crack a joke.

I am so frustrated and so effing mad, I could ring her neck. She has this "Holier than thou" attitude, and I am really tired of it! I am so sick of having to swallow my words, because I am trying to be nice.


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"I used to have a handle on life... then it broke off!"
 51yrs • F •
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I, myself have small boobies. I, too joke with my friends....(most of them have surgically enhanced ones). Its one thing if I say something....but if someone was to share my thoughts with someone of the opposite sex, I too would be pissed.

Kinda like my Mom is a total bitch. I can say that all I want, but I would kick the shit out of anyone else who would say that.

Its no biggie....just my point o' view.


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"Spellcheck is for pussies. REAL women make mistakes."
 59yrs • F •
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Hello Jag23!

I always say.....

You never have to say your sorry for words you didn't say.

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 34yrs • F •
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hmm. im thinking your friend definitly has some secret issues either about men or about her breasts. She should understand your playfullness though. I think that you should try saying something like - wow i couldnt pull off that shirt as well as you, or you have the nicest eyelashes, can you give me some of your tips? - ehhh yeah white lies help. when hidden jealousy surfaces from the pits of hell, watch out! the secret stuff is the most powerful. well anyway - try that!

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