OKay, I am going to come right out and say it:
I have relatively nice sized boobs(a perfect handful), and my friend does not (she is built like an ironing board: Flat with no curves).
So while online this weekend, I showed a picture to my friend (male). In the pic, she had her hand over my boob. He (playfully) reffered to her as a pervert to which I responded: No, she is just jealous because she doesn't have any.
She always jokes that they are so small they are inverted, etc. So I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I mentioned it to her today thinking she would get a laugh out of it and she flew off the handle, telling me I had no right to talk to him about her (she was just in the pic that was the only reason I mentioned her). She dragged my name and his through the mud and went as far as to say that he was a creep, etc, etc. I was really bothered by the fact she had to drag him into it... I was the one who made the mistake. I care about this guy.
I was really offended... especially when she does this all the time. She refers to our other friend's boyfriend as F*ckface and calls him a retard, etc, yet she gets upset when I crack a joke.
I am so frustrated and so effing mad, I could ring her neck. She has this "Holier than thou" attitude, and I am really tired of it! I am so sick of having to swallow my words, because I am trying to be nice.