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I think you should look into importing snow from the artic in order to curb global warming- you could sell canned snow!
Or maybe you could produce and market "E Z Light George Bush Effigies" so that the disgruntled peoples of the world have something moderatly realistic and safe to burn that lends itself to easy ignition while being easy to store and light enough that any oppressed foreigner could easily hoist. Here is a slogan: "Need a bush to burn? you know where to turn- EZ Light Effigies- " and you could easily expand from there with other unfavorable poloticians and domestic villans.
Good luck I hope this helps.
"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"