"If I had a hat, I'd take it off."
"Are You in Harmony with Nature?"
"Your mind has a limited amount of rooms, don’t store nonsense."
"Be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath."
"DEATH awaits YOU."
"One People, One Earth, One Future"
"Elementary, my good fellow – when you’re a Cynic."
"Vulgare amici nomen, sed rara est fides."
"YOU can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know."
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself."
"Relax today so you can stress tomorrow."
""Faith in something or Faith in nothing. Either way its still faith." Roy Romano"
"Bonafide Cynics are Virtuous."
"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."