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ARE YOU CYNICAL OF…...? - Page 6

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 33yrs • M •
Death Wish is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of Alpha Females.

They constantly cycle between Logic (fairness) and Misandry.

And, unlike males, they aren't subject to conscription (WAR).


* misandry – hatred or contempt of males.

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"DEATH awaits YOU."
 44yrs • F •
The Big Picture is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

I'm cynical of Human Breeders.

Birthing a human being is an act of violence against every other creature on this planet, and
against ME!!!

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"One People, One Earth, One Future"
 67yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that NicOfTime is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
The birth of a lion is an act of violence against everything that lions eat.

The birth of a meteor is an act of violence against every planet that the meteor can hit.

The birth of a volcano is an act of violence against everything the volcano could destroy.

Yeah -- plenty to be cynical about...

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 29yrs • F •
Candy Girl is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of Egoists.

An innocent child soul is purposely born into this HELLISH existence, yet
Egoists believe their immorality is acceptable.

- Violated Child

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"Be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath."
 43yrs • M •
Mycroft is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I am cynical of illegal sex.

A woman sells – a man buys; same in a marriage.

Wimpy males and prudish women outlaw commodity sex.

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"Elementary, my good fellow – when you’re a Cynic."
 33yrs • F •
Yakety Yak is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I am cynical of Life.

Man is born and chained by Death.

Your short wretched life is pitiful; a Galápagos tortoise lives 150+ carefree years.

- Man's Life Illusion

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"YOU can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know."
 39yrs • F •
I Give Up is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I am cynical of Geophysics.

'Gravity is a myth, the Earth just sucks.'

- Stuck On Earth

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"Relax today so you can stress tomorrow."
 42yrs • M •
Deep Purple is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I am cynical of romance novels – 'I'm pregnant. Are you happy too?'

Reality is she willfully forgets her birth control pill; needle pricks condom; spoons sperm; etc.

- Tricked Into Fatherhood

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"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."
 30yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Ajax271 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I am cynical. Is there a topic I need to validate myself with here? Oh, this post will suffice.

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"\\\"Discretion in speech is more than Eloquence\\\""
 42yrs • M •
Zip Zip is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of Sociocybernetics.

SIX BILLION human beings – adding 235,597 global births (after deaths) 'per DAY'.

Cut-throat Chaos is here!

- I Told You So Cynic

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"Zip your lips unless you can improve the silence."
 35yrs • M •
Cynical Fiend is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of the notion 'Normal person'.

Define a 'normal' person.

I've never met one since human beings are an aberration of Nature and evil incarnate.

Yeah, like YOU.

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"Mankind = EVIL."
 36yrs • F •
Wiggle Wobble is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of Human Breeders.

Their fantasies and Pollyannaism versus Reality – reality (Chaos) always prevails.

- Outnumbered By Egoists

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"There is ONE Truth, and many falsehoods."
 28yrs • F •
Razzle Dazzle is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of the statement 'Life is wonderful'.

If you believe this existence is such, then you're the worst kind of Pollyanna.

And sadly you'll replicate (genes) another you.

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"What you see may not be what you get."
 69yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that The Real MacKay is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.


I'm cynical of Humankind.

The 'Enemy' is standing next to you – Mankind.

Yet, YOU say, 'What a cute baby.' (simpleton thinking)

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"Diogenes (Sinope) Where Art Thou?"
 31yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that AskWHY is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

I am cynical of disgruntled Idealists.

The reality is they're actually Optimists (Pollyanna) because they lack the character
to practice true Idealism.

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"What you think you know, you don’t know."
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