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ARE YOU CYNICAL OF…...? - Page 5

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 33yrs • M •
Death Wish is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
I'm cynical of egotistical Pollyannas, Pseudo-Cynics, and Others who breed human beings.

ADOPTION is heroic.

- Abandoned Child

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"DEATH awaits YOU."
 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Wooly Bully is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

I'm cynical of 'Tomorrow is a new day.' (has implied meaning)

That is a Pollyanna belief statement.

A Realist knows that human existence is futile.

- Direct Realism Rules

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"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself."
 32yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I am cynical of attempts to and signs of reform. It's hard to fight habit and nature. I am cynical of others' ability and my ability to change for the better.

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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
 44yrs • F •
The Big Picture is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

I'm cynical of Human Breeders.

Homo sapiens are a contagious disease infecting planet Earth.

Yeah, I mean YOU!!!

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"One People, One Earth, One Future"
 43yrs • M •
Mycroft is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

I'm cynical of Human Existence.

Though it's utterly pointless....to ensure misery Pollyannas catastrophically multiply
DAILY: 231,687 global births (after deaths).

- DEATH to Pollyanna Egoism

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"Elementary, my good fellow – when you’re a Cynic."
 33yrs • F •
Yakety Yak is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

I'm cynical of Human Beings.

Compared to other sapient Beings in the Milky Way Galaxy you Humans score just below.....

Oh, YOU are the lowest Being.

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"YOU can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know."
 39yrs • F •
I Give Up is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

I'm cynical of Pseudo-Cynics, Pollyannas, and Others.

They're afraid of Death so they continually argue for the fallacy of their existence (and Mankind).

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"Relax today so you can stress tomorrow."
 42yrs • M •
Zip Zip is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
I'm cynical of Females.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

- Shanghaied by Femininity

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"Zip your lips unless you can improve the silence."
 42yrs • M •
Deep Purple is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

I'm cynical of: Cogito, ergo sum - 'I think, therefore I am.'

Am I dead yet? Nope...damn.

Guess I gotta keep watching the hebetudinous Life tube.

- Bored to Death

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"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."
 36yrs • F •
Wiggle Wobble is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of 'C' students who supervise 'A' students in the workplace.

Typical office politics.

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"There is ONE Truth, and many falsehoods."
 35yrs • M •
Cynical Fiend is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of Pollyannas, Pseudo-Cynics, and Others who believe they're enlightened.

The actuality is they think like most people by following the 'Breeding' herd.

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"Mankind = EVIL."
 28yrs • F •
Razzle Dazzle is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of Grandparents.

Their egoism, heartlessness, and insolence in teaching their child, 'I want a Grandchild.'

Generational ignorance.

- Violated Grandchild

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"What you see may not be what you get."
 69yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that The Real MacKay is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.


I'm cynical of Society: 'It's not what you know, it's who you know.'

Behind closed doors is:

         - Sex
         - Money
         - Kinship (same sex orientated / Ivy League College / feminists / politics / etc.)

         and so on.....

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"Diogenes (Sinope) Where Art Thou?"
 31yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that AskWHY is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

I'm cynical of contrived and unethical business practices.

First, business requires a college education ($70K+) to qualify for an entry level position, and then the college graduate is resigned (betrayed) to a job at McDonald's or Blockbuster.

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"What you think you know, you don’t know."
 39yrs • M •
Dog Soldier is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.


I'm cynical of "Reductio ad Hitlerum".

Are the hairs on your neck standing up (emotions)?

Be careful in conversation because undereducated people resort to this tactic (and other tactics) to derail arguments. *

* Worse, are the unethical educated who use these tactics.

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