Who Has The Best Pick-up Line?

Who Has The Best Pick-up Line? [+ favourites]

I want to know who knows the best pick-up line. here's mine

If you were to hold 11 roses in front of a mirror you would be seeing 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

"I am Akba-Atatdia"

i would kik you in the balls if you said that to me.

"i am so cool"

I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.

!W.O.D!

Your ankles are having a party, you should invite your pants down.

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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

Hey hows life?

"Dark and silent and complete."

To describe your beauty would deplete the world of adjectives.

"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

What's going on with you hoes up in here? Waiting for reaction...If their pissed say, "I meant that in a good way." Otherwise they openly admit their hoes, party on.

"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."

Nice top, it would look better on my bedroom floor though.

Do you sleep on your stomach? (if they reply no) can i?

Excuse me i lost my phone number back there, can i have yours?

Being Chaste until marriage must make you really tired.

i do have quite a lot more, but ill leave some for other people to write.

if you mean serious chat up lines then i have to say im in ancients school of flirting.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

hey-ya

hows it going (listen when they reply)

whats wrong? (listen when they reply)

and ofcourse
hes an asshole (for stealing uses only)

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

a friend of mine once told me that ronan keeting lyrics often make quite good chat up lines

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

and if all of the above pickup lines fail, you can always fall back on this one...

"Excuse me ma'am, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

lmao worm.... you can never go wrong with that line


"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?"

Works a lot, no joke..

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

LMAO, chloraform........anyway, how about the old school one, "Can I borrow a quarter? Because my mom told me to call her as soon as I fell in love."

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""