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The Amazingly Long Yet Not So Hilarious Thread - Page 5

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 70yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that yaki4u is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Yes, with some it does; however, with this unique remote control it changed...

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"fuhgedaboudit"
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Mr. Humble is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
....."the WHOLE picture." As soon as Iggy pressed one of the buttons, the scenery changed right before their very eyes! What they saw next was....

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""How do you know we exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi FF9"
 42yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
an image of themself, exactly one week into the future. they there were lieing there.......................dead!

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 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Iggy turned to Harry and slappeed the shit outta him, Harry screamed "What the hell was that for" to which Iggy responded "Just in case you were the reason we're dead!"

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 42yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Iggy and harry are sitting at a bar later that night drinkin a few cold ones when this gay little leprachaun walks up to them and says

" My name is gay little lepracaun...can I buy ye a drink fellas?"

thinking that their lives are going to be over in less then a week iggy and harry say why the fuck not?


(has anyone forgotten the Iggy and harry are a dung beetle and a dragonfly?)


LOL

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 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that I do not listen is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
While Iggy and Harry were sitting on the edge of their glasses sipping their beers.

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"whatever"
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that I do not listen is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
The little gay lepracaun gave each of them a little reach around action.

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"whatever"
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that I do not listen is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
This action startled Iggy and Harry so much (they were both very insecure about their sexuallity) they lost their balance and fell head first into their brews.

So much for dying in one week...........................

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"whatever"
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Just when they thought that they were gonners, the Lepracaun used his great gay sucking powers and sucked the beers dry rescuing Iggy and Harry...

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Mr. Humble is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Now that the Lepracaun was totally tanked up, he started to yell at the boys. Saying stuff like...

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""How do you know we exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi FF9"
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Mr. Humble is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
You shtupid bashtards, I oughtta give yous the old one two for almost diein' on me.

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""How do you know we exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi FF9"
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that I do not listen is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Well, Ziggy was unsure how to feel about this comment, never has Harry seemed as concerned for his well fare.....He starts to wonder if Harry is really a freind after all....hmmmm.

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"whatever"
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Harry looks at Iggy and says to him "You know that you're thinkin' aloud don'tcha", (Iggy looks amazed ) "and you know you just called yourself Ziggy, right?"

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 49yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that I do not listen is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Iggy slaps himself in the face. "Damn it, I guess I am drunk. I don't know my name and now that sick freak of a Leprachaun is kind of turning me on." Harry just shook his head.

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"whatever"
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Just then the swinging doors of the bar fly open with a loud 'slam', everyone looks over to the door where Ziggy Marley is now standing; he says with a cool Jamaican accent "Ey Mon Did somebody call my name o what mon?"

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
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