The Amazingly Long Yet Not So Hilarious Thread - Page 6

Iggy watched as Ziggy walked in. "Wow what a trick" he said before hopping of his stool to scuttle over to the bathroom for a bite to eat.

While Iggy was in the John, Harry decided it was high time to continue on their ever extending mission...

...of cosmic unification through the reordering of tiny space molecules.

Then they got bored

as with everyone who gets bored late at night,

Harry pulled out his stash and rolled the fatest joint mankind has ever seen............

"Yeah baby!" screams Iggy as he sees what Harry has in the works. Just then a light turns on in Harry's head, and he thinks of the perfect thing to do after they finish the doobie.

so he tells Iggy about his plan....
Both of our heros look pretty excited as they ...................

"What - did we loose power?"

i wannaaa hearrr aaaa stoooryyyy...

*urges Admin to delete Kunz post*

They look around in the dark trying to find a flashlight but instead Iggy picks up a..........

.....knife (by the blade) and cuts his arm. he starts thinking that he's gonna die because by this time he's F**KED UP. But his friend didn't lose control and ........

taped up the cut. Iggy thanks him by ...

kissing Harry's bright red cheeks and forhead. Then Iggy reaches down Harry's pants and finds ..........

an enormous ...

FLASHLIGHT !!!!!