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1104 Posts / 67M
     :   29yrs   :  
wesdawgy

Iggy decided that he needed something to wash down his brownies so he embarked on a journey in search of....


"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

62 Posts / 61M
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sentient

Some hard liquor. He started by ...


"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."

1104 Posts / 67M
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wesdawgy

...looking out to see if the watch dog-rent-a-cop-security guard deepnoid is lurking around on liquor watch...


"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

546 Posts / 62M
     :   22yrs   :  
[MiA]

he didn't see the dog-rent-a-cop-security guard but was still very paranoyed . so he .........


"The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care .... right ?"

62 Posts / 61M
     :   23yrs   :  
sentient

decided to have a glass of lemonade. Just then, he saw a ...


"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."

1669 Posts / 64M
     :   22yrs   :  
Angelfire

... potato and reacted with ...


"Durch Nacht und Blut das Licht"

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1445 Posts / 90M
     :   30yrs   :  
Restless Mind

blowing his load.


"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

62 Posts / 61M
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sentient

Then the most unexpected thing happened.


"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."

546 Posts / 62M
     :   22yrs   :  
[MiA]

The potato talked to him , and it was speaking ......


"The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care .... right ?"

62 Posts / 61M
     :   23yrs   :  
sentient

about all of the greatest mysteries of life, such as ...


"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."

1104 Posts / 67M
     :   29yrs   :  
wesdawgy



Why people think that it isn't normal to blow loads all over potatoes.


"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
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1445 Posts / 90M
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Restless Mind

Iggy and Harry argued with that talking potato for 2 hours about blowing loads all over people and conviced the potatoe.....


"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

819 Posts / 60M
     :   19yrs   :  
Angel Of Death

that he should go in a stealth operation right into the whitehouse and secretly blow a load on George Bush!.....


"I'll heal ur woundz I'll set u free, I m jesus christ on xtacy"

546 Posts / 62M
     :   22yrs   :  
[MiA]

But after those 2 hours their high faded away and they .....


"The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care .... right ?"

189 Posts / 59M
     :   27yrs   :  
daisygirl

rented a foreign movie, "The Hunted of The Hunted"....


"Flesh and Blood Skin and bone, Whats mine is mine is mine alone."

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