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THREAD Canto 2
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Canto 2 by Wolf Larsen When forty winters shall eat through my testicles, And dig deep trenches into my flesh, Flesh so proud & delirious as this cow laughing in my stomach, and snaking its...
THREAD PoetryMy Neighbor's Dog for President!
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My Neighbor's Dog for President! A Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen So come November you can choose between some white Republican motherfucker and some black Democratic motherfucker...
THREAD PoetryKicking around Shakespeare
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Canto 4 by Wolf Larsen Ugly loveliness, why do you collapse like a hungry angry moon? Upon peanut-butter-classical-music? While Nature's tornado songs bequest you thousands of talking door kn...
THREAD PoetryWhat's so Great about Shakespeare!
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I've written a series of cantos based on William Shakespeare's sonnets. I believe my cantos are better. Many of the people I've read here on Captain Cynic today are better than Shake...
THREAD Homosexualityborn gay
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i highly doubt it... rofl... being gay has been occuring since the dawn of time..(well.. exaggeration but u get my drift), it occurs in nature thats what im saying.. so plz o plz due tell me how expe...
THREAD Stories"FIRE!"
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"FIRE!" a short story by Wolf Larsen The crowd of protesters, some of them veterans, stood facing the soldiers. The crowd of protesters saw a row of machine guns pointed at them. One...
THREAD Sweet Husband-Swapping Goddess
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Canto 8 by Wolf Larsen Music gives birth to a child, and the music dies sadly? All the wars of joy & delight for war profiteers, the bombs exploding in air. And why must we labor for the bour...
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hungry like the wolf
THREAD ScriptsScreenplay World War III
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God and the Devil Dancing through World War Three Together A Screenplay by Wolf Larsen The screenwriter is walking across a burning urban landscape filled with ruins. There is blood everywhere...
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THREAD War & TerrorismTen years after "war on terror"
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Hound The war on terror was invented by the Feds. The purpose is to demand more money and power from people. So when the intelligence and Pentagon are there, the terror will be there too. If there...
THREAD GovernmentObama/Bush are World's Biggest Terrorists!
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Hound The war on terror was invented by the Feds. The purpose is to demand more money and power from people. So when the intelligence and Pentagon are there, the terror will be there too. If there...
THREAD Homosexualityborn gay
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being gay has been occuring since the dawn of time True in ancient Greece for example there were homosexual pedophiles and there were also murderers. What's your point? What of nature? I�...
THREAD PoetryCute poem
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Cute Poem Re: Change of Management Cooperative Committee Central Park Luxury Towers New York, NY Dear Sirs & Madams: I would like to evict a multimillionaire from Central Park Luxury Towers...
THREAD PoetryTheir Crimes
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Their Crimes a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen They invented the atomic bomb They tested their new weapon of mass destruction on the people of Hiroshima & Nagasaki They escalat...
THREAD StoriesPatriotic Duty
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Patriotic Duty A short story by Wolf Larsen The fancy sports car pulled up to the curb. An older man in hip clothes and a younger woman in a sexy dress get out of the car. She is his "girlfri...
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"All life is an experment." Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
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in the rain i was born, part man, part wolf, and with the wings of an angel. now i watch as days go by, waiting for my time to come, when i will fly into the sky.
THREAD PoetryBrainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners
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Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else's Throats a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen I'm not concerned w...
THREAD PoetryA Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto
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A Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto by Wolf Larsen 1) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Zippity-Boppity-Hoppity-Sing! 2) Tomorrow is the zip-zap-zing that we should all bop about!! 3)...
THREAD Creative MusingsCops Beating up Strikers on the Picket Line
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The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Asses in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse Part five of a musical by Wolf Larsen Meanwhile, while the ass sings a group of striking workers & cops start having...
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